get a silencer nub!

No one wants to go to war. Most do the job and finish it.

Anyway, I would pack Kevlar.

Running around like a fool with a care package marker and a knife. I personally hate those mother*******

I would use a game genie

Film myself shooting my platoon buddies in the back, then upload the footage to YouTube for the lolz?

Arm myself with a keyboard and run blindly toward anyone with a gun while doing typing exercises and shouting "IDDQD"?

I'd complain about lag if I died.

I'd complain that my real life gun just doesn't control as well as a mouse--too inaccurate. Also, too slow to turn 180.

I would camp like a bitch with heartbeat sensor. I'd also probably use noob tube.

Oh and don't forget making the sound of holding your breath before you snipe someone.

I would use the biggest fucking gun I could carry, I would run with it and reload a new belt after each KIA