I've got a great idea!
Let's wrap up all the children of the world in impermeable cocoons, so no light, sound or other input could possibly corrupt or harm them in any way. Then, when they turn 18, we can release them and they will be perfect, normally functioning adults who are perfectly capable of making responsible and carefully considered decisions!
Hm, it sounds like such a good idea, but I feel like there's something I'm missing...

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