Johann said:
Worst. Euphemism. Ever.
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I assume it WAS corn syrup.
How was your first time? | |||
First time? I'm still a virgin! | 30 | 47.62% | |
It was beautiful. I was ... | 16 | 25.40% | |
It was over so fast......and I was drunk. | 3 | 4.76% | |
It was terrible. I didn... | 12 | 19.05% | |
I don't wanna talk about it (fat/ugly chick) | 2 | 3.17% | |
Total: | 63 |
Johann said:
Worst. Euphemism. Ever.
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I assume it WAS corn syrup.
Johann said: YAY! Sex thread! It's hard to pinpoint my first time cuz I had a lot of "almosts". They were akward. One of them even involved another dude. But let's leave that story for later. What I consider to be my first time was with the only gf I've ever had. It was over really fast. I didn't even... finish until like the 5th time we did it, and only because she made a point out of that. But yeah it wasn't too akward cuz she knew what she was doing. We had already done a lot of stuff previously, so I was kind of eased into it. Good times. Sex was fun. I don't miss it that much though. Less and less over time. |
Your posts in sex threads are always interesting...you totally need to share that...
I don't know d21lewis.. the first time with you is still only in my imagination.. care to change that one day...
Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)
Lot of Virgins!!!! There are a lot of losers on this site XD, wink wink elbow elbow...Yeah I am still a virgin too :p
Currently Playing: Mass Effect (360)
"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed" - Gandhi
know I zexen_lowe said:
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lol I know I probably look like a total pimp going by posts like that, but truth is I'm not.
I'm one of the biggest dorks ever.
Those events were totaly random and isolated incidents.
When you're a kid growing up in a fucked neighborhood in Rio de Janeiro, weird shit happens. I think I toldsome of those stories before in IM.
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
It is said that one can use magic if he is still a virgin when 30 years old...
first time with first bf - not that good. hmm. but we were both young (legal) and inexperienced.
first time with my 2nd (current) boyfriend... so good, we've barely stopped in 3 months
trashleg said: first time with first bf - not that good. hmm. but we were both young (legal) and inexperienced. |
lucky him,i hope he is english....