Mass Effect 2 figures feature Shepard, if not your Shepard
by JC Fletcher 
{ Jan 7th 2010 at 2:30PM } 
We already know what you're going to say. While DC's upcoming Mass Effect 2 figure series includes decent likenesses of Thane, Grunt and Tali, the company is way off on its version of Shepard. In DC's defense, however, the company has no idea what your Shepard looks like, so it was stuck with a mold for Default Shepard instead of the real Shepard -- who everyone knows is vaguely Asian and female.
According to the scans of DC's solicitation book, posted by Gamervision, the figures are still pending approval, but are due for release August 25 of this year. By then, you may be done with Mass Effect 2, so you can use these action figures to stage your own adventures on Planet Your Shelf.
The article is completely right. This looks nothing like my vaguely asian and female shepard, which I just started yesterday! Wtf DC!
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