This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with,
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING

>> > Pick the month you were born:
>> > January------I kicked
>> > February-----I loved
>> > March---------I karate chopped
>> > April-----------I licked
>> > May-----------I jumped on
>> > June----------I smelled
>> > July-----------I did the Macarena With
>> > August-------I had lunch with
>> > September---I danced with
>> > October------I sang to
>> > November----I yelled at
>> > December----I ran over

>> > Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>> > 1-------a birdbath
>> > 2-------a monster
>> > 3-------a phone
>> > 4-------a fork
>> > 5-------a snowman
>> > 6-------a gangster
>> > 7-------my cell phone
>> > 8-------my dog
>> > 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> > 10-------my neighbor
>> > 11-------my science teacher
>> > 12-------a banana
>> > 13-------a fireman
>> > 14-------a stuffed animal
>> > 15-------a goat
>> > 16-------a pickle
>> > 17-------your mom
>> > 18-------a spoon
>> > 19------- a smurf
>> > 20-------a baseball bat
>> > 21-------a ninja
>> > 22-------Chuck Norris
>> > 23-------a noodle
>> > 24-------a squirrel
>> > 25-------a football player
>> > 26-------my sister
>> > 27-------my brother
>> > 28-------an ipod
>> > 29-------a surfer
>> > 30-------a llama
>> > 31-------a homeless guy 
 

>> > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>> > White--------because I'm cool like that
>> > Black---------because that's how I roll.
>> > Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
>> > Red----------because the voices told me to
>> > Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>> > Green---------because I think I need some serious  help.
>> > Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
>> > Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my  leader.
>> > Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> > Orange-------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>> > Brown--------because I can.
>> > Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
>> > None----------because I can't control myself .   

-I licked a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want . hahahaha

Uh, why not. It's late, and I'm board.

I licked a goat because that's how I roll.

I smelled a fireman because that's how I roll.

I yelled at a snowman cause thats the way i roll

I loved a spoon because I can

I did the Macarena with a noodle because I'm cool like that

I karate chopped a llama because I'm cool like that :D

I ran over my neighbor because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

i jumped on an ipod because thats how i roll