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POLL: Halo R.E.A.C.H. :What does it stand for???

Routinely Executing Awesome Crazy Headshots 28 36.36%
 
Rendering Every Asshole Completely Hollow 11 14.29%
 
Rapidly Eject All Compacted Hamsters 8 10.39%
 
Ransack Each Adolescent's Cream Hole 16 20.78%
 
Rarely Entertaining And Completely HAX! 8 10.39%
 
Really Enjoying All (the) Corporate Hustling. 5 6.49%
 
Total:76
theprof00 on 01 January 2010

This was from a thread I made yesterday where I was wondering what it stood for. After a lot of researching, I discovered these various acronyms.

 

Routinely Executing Awesome Crazy Headshots- Cliffy B, Gamepro

Rendering Every Asshole Completely Hollow- Joe Rogan, Chicago Tribune

Rapidly Eject All Compacted Hamsters- Andy Dick, US Weekly

Ransack Each Adolescent's Cream Hole- Roman Polanski, Zurich Film Festival

Rarely Entertaining And Completely HAX!- Professor Stephen Hawking, Time Magazine

Really Enjoying All (the) Corporate Hustling.- Bill Gates, Forbes

 

I've compiled this list of possible acronyms from various sources in the world. Which one do you think it is?

I think Joe Rogan's answer is the best one, personally.

 

Post your thoughts.

 



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Torillian on 01 January 2010

Absolutely nothing, sing it again.......YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

weirdly that was the first thing to come to mind when I read the title. Good luck figuring out what it actually means though.



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theprof00 on 01 January 2010
kowenicki said:
you had the answer yesterday

it isn't R.E.A.C.H.

its REACH.

do you mind?



Seece on 01 January 2010

Omg did they really say that :O



 

CaptDS9E on 01 January 2010

Reach is the name of the planet . This isn't like ODST



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theprof00 on 01 January 2010
kowenicki said:

Acronym   Definition

REACH Registration, Evaluation and Authorization of Chemicals (European Commission)
REACH Registration, Evaluation and Authorisation of Chemicals (EU)
REACH Racial and Ethnic Approaches to Community Health
REACH Respecting Ethnic And Cultural Heritage
REACH Resources for Enhancing Alzheimer's Caregiver Health
REACH Residential Energy Assistance Challenge
REACH Relief for Energy Assistance Through Community Help
REACH Renewable Energy, Energy Efficiency and Climate Change
REACH Registrierung, Evaluierung, Autorisierung Von Chemikalien
REACH Realizing Educational and Career Hopes
REACH Responsible Educated Adolescents Can Help (drug and alcohol education program)
REACH Resources for Academic Achievement
REACH Research, Education and Collaboration in Health
REACH Raising Education Attainment Challenge
REACH Resources for the Education of Adults in the Chicago Area
REACH Reaching Elders with Additional Community Help
REACH Reaffirming Ethnic Awareness and Community Harmony
REACH Religious Education Action Clearing House
REACH Redwood Empire Air Care Helicopter (Santa Rosa, CA)
REACH Reaching Elderly Abandoned Citizens Housebound
REACH Research Experiences in Algebraic Combinatorics at Harvard
REACH Respect, Enthusiasm, Achievement, Citizenship, Hard Work
REACH Raising Energy, Awareness and Campus Health
REACH Real Education About College Health
REACH Reaching Excellence At Claim Handling (insurance)
REACH Resources Education and Care in the Home
REACH Regional Electronic Academic Communication Highway (University of Texas - Permian Basin Distance Education Partnership)
REACH Responsibility, Education, Achievement, Caring, Hope
REACH Real Education About Cornell Health
REACH Readily Editable Archive to Challenge Humanity (Open Space Exploration Initiative)
REACH Recovery Education for Adolescents and Community Health
REACH Rural Educational Achievement Can be Higher
REACH Remember Every Action Can Help (Maryland Charity Organization)
REACH Recreation, Education, Awareness, & Community Hub
REACH Reconciliation Evangelism and Christian Healing Organization
REACH Rural Enterprising as a Community Help (Kenya)
REACH Risk Evaluation & Cancer History (breast cancer)

the end.

You're such a downer, mate.



Adobo on 01 January 2010

lulz fuc#$%#g with Halo fans is prolly doing the same thing on Mac fanboys.

you should try reading some Halo Story if you got some time :D

 

 

 

voted for # 3 btw



theprof00 on 01 January 2010
kowenicki said:
do i mind what?

no, just "do you mind". Mind is a verb meaning care. So in that context, do you mind?



theprof00 on 01 January 2010
kowenicki said:
theprof00 said:
kowenicki said:

Acronym   Definition

REACH Registration, Evaluation and Authorization of Chemicals (European Commission)
REACH Registration, Evaluation and Authorisation of Chemicals (EU)
REACH Racial and Ethnic Approaches to Community Health
REACH Respecting Ethnic And Cultural Heritage
REACH Resources for Enhancing Alzheimer's Caregiver Health
REACH Residential Energy Assistance Challenge
REACH Relief for Energy Assistance Through Community Help
REACH Renewable Energy, Energy Efficiency and Climate Change
REACH Registrierung, Evaluierung, Autorisierung Von Chemikalien
REACH Realizing Educational and Career Hopes
REACH Responsible Educated Adolescents Can Help (drug and alcohol education program)
REACH Resources for Academic Achievement
REACH Research, Education and Collaboration in Health
REACH Raising Education Attainment Challenge
REACH Resources for the Education of Adults in the Chicago Area
REACH Reaching Elders with Additional Community Help
REACH Reaffirming Ethnic Awareness and Community Harmony
REACH Religious Education Action Clearing House
REACH Redwood Empire Air Care Helicopter (Santa Rosa, CA)
REACH Reaching Elderly Abandoned Citizens Housebound
REACH Research Experiences in Algebraic Combinatorics at Harvard
REACH Respect, Enthusiasm, Achievement, Citizenship, Hard Work
REACH Raising Energy, Awareness and Campus Health
REACH Real Education About College Health
REACH Reaching Excellence At Claim Handling (insurance)
REACH Resources Education and Care in the Home
REACH Regional Electronic Academic Communication Highway (University of Texas - Permian Basin Distance Education Partnership)
REACH Responsibility, Education, Achievement, Caring, Hope
REACH Real Education About Cornell Health
REACH Readily Editable Archive to Challenge Humanity (Open Space Exploration Initiative)
REACH Recovery Education for Adolescents and Community Health
REACH Rural Educational Achievement Can be Higher
REACH Remember Every Action Can Help (Maryland Charity Organization)
REACH Recreation, Education, Awareness, & Community Hub
REACH Reconciliation Evangelism and Christian Healing Organization
REACH Rural Enterprising as a Community Help (Kenya)
REACH Risk Evaluation & Cancer History (breast cancer)

the end.

You're such a downer, mate.

Oh I'm sorry.... didnt realise this was an attempt at humour.

I really hate you sometimes.

Other times I like to metaphorically rest my head on your shoulder and run my fingers through your chest hair as you softly coo into my ear, but right now I really hate you.



theprof00 on 01 January 2010
kowenicki said:
@prof

awww.. I really really really am sorry. honest.

It's ok, I understand now. From now on, I'm just going to chalk it up to dry british humor  XD