I press the on button, it blinks green then beeps three times to a red, yellow then red again. Doesn't stay yellow, but it won't turn on... ~~ So what now? This is the first time a console has bricked on me like this ;_;

Call Sony... Did you expect something different?

Okay, I know exactly how you fix this problem. Please listen carefully as this information is vital!

First, unplug the ps3. Don't do it too fast or else satan will jump out at you and drag your soul to hell. Now from there, you're gonna want to get a glass of grape drink. Take said glass of grape drink and pour it on you head. Then do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight.

Lastly, call Sony and ask for a solution to your problem.

i am sure he wasnt expecting his console to brick....no one should

rofl, the funny part is, that if he did everything you just said, he would still get his console fixed haha

I somehow knew that that statement was going to be misinterpreted. I meant did he expect a different kind of response.

If it won't work, rage smash it and put a video of it on youtube. I'd be willing to watch it...

well your post wasnt clear, sorry for my misunderstanding 

if your ps3 isnt in warranty try this! http://www.haxnetwork.net/downloads.php?do=file&id=265
if it is.. CALL SONY and if they want your money.... tell them to f*ck themselves by me.. .cause my ps3 died ... so i had to buy a ps3 slim....

Absolute genius....