We need more fanboy arguments against the 360. I realize most of the arguing on this board is PS3 vs. Wii, so put your fanboy hats on and get cracking!

X360:

I don't have a cat, why are my dics scratched?

Change Faceplates is gay.

$50 to Bill if you wanna play online.

PS3

You need another job to play it.
Next year will be better.
I can get a lot of folding done.
Why buy games when you can buy movies.
Wait till the next sales spike.
Wait three months and it will go on sale again.
No matter how big the lie is Sony will sell it.
Seriously we aren't going to cut the price.
Rumble was last generation.
Backwards compatibility was last generation.
Ten year lifespan.
Our fans actually try to break their machine.
Can't sell it on Ebay.

360

Halo 3 all sales spring from it.
The console has no RPGs.
Power Brick.
There are no games next year.
Hey it scratched my disks.
Louder then a lawn mower.
Wow I can turn it on with my controller.
How do I plug in my controller.
Why buy a movie when you can rent it for four dollars.
What a ripoff it doesn't come with a root kit.
Eleven year olds have foul mouths.