You've probably heard this before, so I'll make it simple.
Gamer meets older relatives.
Gamer brings the Wii over.
Older relatives try out Wii Sports.
Older relatives decide to get a Wii.
Dear Nintendo, I didn't believe all the stories, until one day...
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs













