You selfish b******d.  You spent all year hoarding games and electronics for yourself.  Now, tis the season for giving.  Since the best part about Christmas is finding out what people are buying you in advance (and, if possible, playing with your gifts BEFORE Christmas) lets list what you're buying that special someone.  If they view VGChartz, they can be rewarded with some knowledge!  Here's my list:

Daughter: Sony PSP (So she can finally stop using mine all of the time!), Nintendo DS Lite(She's broken 4 out of 4 that I bought for myself.  Let's see how she treats her own....), 19" LCD TV (so I can actually play my consoles instead of watching her play), a kitten, Barbie's head and shoulders (!?!), Little Big Planet PSP, Clothes.  A stuffed animal to add to the collection of stuffed animals.

Fiance: This dick.  And a leather jacket.

Mom: A 42" LCD TV (splitting the cost 4 ways with my 3 sisters) to replace their 20 year old crappy TV.

3 awesome sisters: Gift cards from Wal-Mart

What are you getting for those you love?

I'm getting my gf a baby this christmas !

Christmas babies are the best!

*high fives Jesus*

And you don't have to worry about birthdays. Just by him/her one gift for both.

Same as every other year: everyone in my family is getting a blurry photograph of my penis.

Damn ! I should save it till march then ! That way, maybe the baby will be born in December !

@badgenome

ROFL you sick person !

Er... I'm sorry if I wasn't clear. They each get their own copy. I'm not that big of an asshole.

Oh. Then its OK I guess.

But that too depends on the size of your penis.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha

Man, you kill me.

Though it would even more awesome if you had said *high five Baby Jesus*

Everyone: Nothing

Missed the opportunity for some Talledega Nights inspired humor!  Darn!!!