I'm sorry if I caused any of you stress in the past.

Also, I sent a request for my posts to be deleted on my main account (Wesslewoggle) and they never were.

I'd enjoy it if you could delete those, thanks.

There is no need to apologise, you're fun, quirky and individual. You're not afraid to be yourself and most people here like that about you.

Ask for your old account back and come and rejoin the site... Off topic has been noticeably more boring since you left.

@highway

No, I have too many goals in life to worry about internet drama.
It would make me feel a lot better if my posts were deleted on my main.
It would make me feel 99% better.

Are you SURE you're WessleWoggle?

Nope, I'm my own person now. The wesslewoggle you guys knew is bye bye.

I, um....

I would say what was on my mind, but... uhh...

But what dtewi? Do you want me to go back to writing strange things on your wall?

Please, bring the ban hamer down on all of my posts and delete them! I want to be free of bad karma.

Permabanning you doesn't actually delete your posts from the site, though

Well, I'm trying to be a nicer individual and not post evil comments.

Do you want me to continue to be obnoxious and evil anymore?

@dtewi
NO, I'd enjoy it if you could choose to be nice.

@khuutra
I know banning doesn't delete posts, that's why I'm specifically requesting it.
Sorry if you misunderstood my metaphor.