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Strategyking92 on 20 November 2009

^^^

The F-word just caught your attention, lol. Don't be modest



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

Obligatory dick measuring Gaming Laptop Specs: Sager NP8270-GTX: 17.3" FULL HD (1920X1080) LED Matte LC, nVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M, Intel Core i7-4700MQ, 16GB (2x8GB) DDR3, 750GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive

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ultima on 20 November 2009
d21lewis said:
Of your choices, I'd pick "A".

I actually anticipated this happening a long time ago. Whenever I go to the beach, I bring a gun and a barbecue grill. We'd eat his fishy ass. I'd also sell those diamond looking things he has on his arms and I'd make my girlfriend wear his fish bikini.

Girlfriend? Your profile says you're married. Something smells fishy...

Oh well, it's probably that huge shark thing over there.



           

Strategyking92 on 20 November 2009

ITS A MAN-SHARK DAMNIT.



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

Obligatory dick measuring Gaming Laptop Specs: Sager NP8270-GTX: 17.3" FULL HD (1920X1080) LED Matte LC, nVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M, Intel Core i7-4700MQ, 16GB (2x8GB) DDR3, 750GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive

d21lewis on 20 November 2009
ultima said:
d21lewis said:
Of your choices, I'd pick "A".

I actually anticipated this happening a long time ago. Whenever I go to the beach, I bring a gun and a barbecue grill. We'd eat his fishy ass. I'd also sell those diamond looking things he has on his arms and I'd make my girlfriend wear his fish bikini.

Girlfriend? Your profile says you're married. Something smells fishy...

Oh well, it's probably that huge shark thing over there.

Long story short:  Two days ago, my girlfriend went through my Xbox 360 friends list and saw two guys with female avatars.  She immediately accused me of having an affair.  I showed her who they were on VGChartz.  I proved to her that they were dudes.  Then she looked at my profile.  "Why do you have dating as your relationship status?", she asked.  "Well, they don't have "engaged" as one of the choices and if I put "partner", people will think I'm gay."

She made me change my status to married.

We live together and we have a kid so it's not too far from the truth.