Infinity Ward got you down? Want to be the cool kid that dislikes a popular game? Just want to troll? Then this thread template is for you! Simply fill in the brackets with your own choice of words, hit the post button, and watch yourself grow in popularity as the shining beacon of anti-conformist gaming that you know you are!

[Greeting]

As a [Pro Gamer Adjective] Gamer, I was excited for MW2. [Mention how much you loved the first one, even though you probably didn't]. I even preordered it [Act like 60 dollars is a lot of money] expecting [God/Jesus to resurface/Jihad] However imagine my surprise when I started playing [Don't worry they can't see that you don't have the game] and was immediately [disappointed adjective. mention that it killed your brother].

Why? Well for starters, by the time I was finished drinking [Favorite beverage] was done, the single player was over. [Act really outraged like all other FPS shooters are 20+ hour epics]. I mean how is a game that is selling so well [Completely ignore every Halo game that's sold well] only 5-7 hours long? That's more of an expansion [Lie] than a full fledged game.

I honestly [lie out of your teeth] wasn't impressed with the graphics. I mean honestly, [If you are a Sony fanboy, KZ2 ,if you are a Microsoft fanboy, GoW] has much better graphics and I'm not even a fanboy[lie].

Then there's the multiplayer [Pretend like you gave it a chance]. I tried signing in[lie], and it took [insert crazy amount of time. 45 minutes is usually good] for me to get connected. Then I couldn't even fight [act like you normally win MLG events] and lost to people just because my lag was [56k modem reference].

Note: This is the most important paragraph. Whenever you act like you don't enjoy a popular game, you need to use the sheep/this is my opinion argument to defend yourself. It has the potential to kill off any intelligent response, and also garner other people that want to join the anti-popularity brigade. It will deflect the rest of your probably retarded post

Now I know a [large number] of people are going to come in here saying that I am wrong and give me reasons why [act like those reasons are retarded and a result of the mainstream media tying you down]. IGN [Insert other review scores from games that  have no relevance to MW2] is obviously biased. They gave [insert game you hate] a [high score], so that should tell you something[act like it should tell them something]. You can be a [sheepie/conformist/etc etc] if you want, but I am going to wait for [Insert another similarly hyped game] and better spend my 60 dollars.

If you copy pasted this from somewhere else, then lol.

But if you wrote this and you're serious about this, then you really need a cold glass of water. Honestly, it's not hard to ignore silly remarks from people.

good thing that I was never excited about this game to start with =D

It's more of an lol. Not serious at all. :) Though if people follow the template it will at least make the 100 + threads about MW2 easier to follow

Ok then.

I don't like Modern Warfare 2 because its doesn't have 12 vs 12, big maps, lots of vehicles, and DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTS.

I don't like Modern Warfare 2 because it doesn't have the ability to attach an X-Ray scope to my handgun..

WTF IW, it's the next generation! I demand my demands!

I don't like MW2 because it doesn't have 128 vs 128, enormous maps, Helghasts, and ZOMBIES

Vehicle Motion Sensor – Use this electronics warfare package to locate enemy units in direct proximity to the vehicle.

I approve of this thread, the MW2 hate is ridiculous.

With all these people saying "I Want MW2 to be this, this, this"... that's like saying I wanted Legend of Zelda to play like Super Mario bros. or Killzone 2 to play like resistance 2.

MODERN WARFARE 2 is it's own game. Including more players per match, vehicles or any crap like that would BREAK the core mechanics of the game (case in point: Running an entire map's length in W@W because the tank didn't spawn in your area and the Headquarters is on the other side of the map). There's a reason the game is the way it is, and you may find flaws with it (game is too short), but that is what also makes it it's own game.

So if you want features that aren't in MW2 that are in other shooters, GO PLAY THEM!!!! no one is stopping you.