"All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If U Seek Amy"

Also, the lyrics to Alanis Morisette's "Ironic", because they aren't ironic at all.

I-I can't believe I sat through that.... it was really funny though XD

I believe LFO's Summer Girls song has the worst lyrics...

"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets"

Here is the full lyrics:

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]

That's kind of the point of the whole thing, it's not meant to be serious at all but I prefer Jon Lajoie's Everyday Normal Guy, it's much funnier.

OT: Right now the worst lyrics I can think of are in a song by Nelly Furtado (who I love very much). The song is called What I Wanted and there's a part that goes like this:

At the end of my life
I'll look back on my life
I'll know that my life was good

At the end of my life
I'll look back on my life
See I went after you like I should

That's the word life 5 times in 20 seconds

"have you ever been over a friend's house to eat
and the food just ain't no good?"

... i cant remember the rest of it, but its talking about manky food and hotel-motel-holiday innnnnn. or something.

From here on out all of leo-J's opinions are null and void due to thinking Kid Rock can create anything close to a "good song"

I mean the macaroni's soggy

the peas are mushed

and the chicken tastes like wood

so you try to play it off like you think you can

by saying that you're full

then your friend says "mama he's just being polite..

he ain't finished. Uh uh that's bull."

so your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie

and you say that you already ate..

so then your friend says "man, there's plenty of food."

and he piles some more on your plate.

while the stinky food's steaming your mind starts dreaming

of the moment its time to leave

and you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rotting

into something that looks like cheese.

so you say that's it I got to leave this place

I don't care what these people think.

I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous

with this ugly food that stink.

so you bust out the door while its still closed

still sick from the food you ate

then you rush to the store for quick relief

from a bottle of kaopectade.

then you call your friend two weeks later

to see how he has been

and he says "I understand about the food. Baby Bubba but we're still friends."

How can you dislike the song that virtually started hip hop...

^haha thank you! i actually used to love that... but whether i like it or not, those lyrics are hilarious :D

too many awful lyrics to choose from, so ill post some of the best instead.

Slip Inside The Eye of your mind, dont you know you might find, a better place to play - Oasis - Dont Look Back In Anger

I Dont Know what it is that makes me feel alive, I dont know how to wake the things that sleep inside, I only wanna see the light that shines behind your eyes - Oasis - Acquiesce

Theyre are many things that I would like to know, and there are many places that I wish to go, but everythings deepending on the way the wind may blow - Oasis - Acquiesce

Maybe I just wanna fly, wanna live but dont wanna die, maybe your the same as me, we see things theyll never see, you and I are gonna live forever - Oasis - Live Forever

Is anyone here prepared to say, just what they mean or is it too late, for anyone here to try to do, just what it takes to get through to you, so lets all make believe that were still friends and we like each other, lets all make believe that all mankinds gonna feed our brother, lets all make believe that in the end we wont grow old - Oasis - Lets All Make Believe

Sometimes I fantasize, when the streets are cold and lonely and the cars they burn below me, are you alone, is anybody home - The Stone Roses - Made of Stone

I dont need to sell my soul, hes already in me, I wanna be adored - The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored

Listen up, whats the time, said today im gonna speak my mind, take me up to the top of the world I wanna see my crime, day by day theres a man in a suit whos gonna make you pay, for the thoughts that you think and the words they wont let you say, one fine day, gonna leave you all behind, wouldnt be so bad, if I had more time - Oasis - Listen Up

Give me a minute, a mans gotta limit, I cant get a life if my hearts not in it - Oasis - The Importance of Being Idle

I need to be myself, I cant be no-one else - Oasis - Supersonic

we the people fight for our existance, we dont claim to be perfect but were free, we dream are dreams alone with no resistance, fading like the stars we wish to be - Oasis - Little By Little