Lately it would have to be:

I get a thousand hugs, from 10,000 lightning bugs.

Seriously. What are some other lyrics you've heard recently that have been so cringe-worthy?

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Four letter word just to get me along
It's a difficulty and i'm biting on my tongue and I
I keep stalling, keeping me together
People around gotta find something to say now

Holding back, everyday the same
Don't wanna be a loner
Listen to me, oh no
I never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider they forget my name
(ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

They call me 'quiet girl'
But i'm an 'riot'
Marry, Jo, Lisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

I miss the catch if they through me the ball
I'm the last kid standing up against the wall
Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring
Getting glammed up and sitting on the fence now

So alone all the time at night
Lock myself away
Listen to me, i'm not
Although i'm dressed up, out and all with
Everything considered they forget my name
(ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

They call me 'quiet girl'
But i'm an 'riot'
Mary, Jo, Lisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?
Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?

One song that still cracks me up at the mere thought of is Puff Daddy's "Come with me" which contains these two lyrical tidbits

1. Fuck my enemies, fuck my foes, damn these hoes, they're stepping on my toes!
and
2. I want to bite you, I'll fucking bite you!


I often lay in bed awake at night, terrified that Puff Daddy will bite me. He will fucking bite me.

LOL! It's P. Diddy now! But that is laughably bad... I think a lot of the radios lyrics are absolutly horrible Ex: "She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts... She wears high heels I wear sneakers" Yuck!

"I got a feeling. That tonights going be a good night. That tonights going to be a good night. That tonights going to be a good good night"

I have to hear the same shit every morning at work.

Here's one that has bothered me my whole life:

Imagine me and you
And you and me
The only one for me is you
And you for me.

He's saying "you're for me" twice in a row, and I don't think he realizes it. It insults my grammatical sensibilities.

Rubang - you insult the turtles at your own risk. Because any grammatical errors they present in that song are undone by the truly awesome lyric "If I should call you up, invest a dime"

Invest, to describe a dime payphone call, to say that you belong to me, and ease your mind. That's just good stuff.

They're so good, which is why it pisses me off so much!

Like in "Live and Let Die," a really great song... McCartney says

"In this ever changing world in which we live in."

That's 3 ins. Song so good. Grammar so fucking appalling.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

ROFLMAO

the actual chorus has very good lyrics though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBE9n2mpKpA

As much as I love the Beatles, and this song, this deserves a spot:

Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Jude Jude a Judy Judy Judy Judy, ow
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, Hey Jude
(Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude)
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na na, Hey Jude
(Hey Jude Hey Jude)
na na na na na na na
nananana hey jude
na na na na na na na
nananana hey jude

Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude

na na na na, Hey Jude