When I read this thread I got an image of Phil Harrison kneeling in front of Kaz Hirai who is wearing Emperor Palpetine\'s robes....
Phil: \"What is thy bidding, my Master?\"
Kaz: \"Send the next shipment to the far side on Endor. There it will stay until called for.\"
Phil: \"What of the reports of SMG pwn\'ing?\"
Kaz: \"It is of no concern. Soon the rebellion will be crushed and every new casual gamer will be one of us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go to the command ship and await my orders.\"
Kaz: \"Welcome young casual gamer, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those. [detatches Wii-mote and nunchuk] Guards, leave us. I\'m looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master.\"
Wii Gamer: You\'re gravely mistaken, you won\'t convert me as you did my father.
Kaz: Oh no, my young casual gamer. You will find that it is you who are mistaken about a great many things.
Phil: His wii-mote.
Kaz: Ah yes, a casual gamer\'s weapon, not much like your father\'s. By now you must know that your father can never be turned from the Dark Side. So will it be with you.
Wii Gamer: You\'re wrong. Soon I\'ll be far in front, and you will languish in 3rd place.
Kaz: [laughing] Perhaps you refer to the imminent release of your SMG? Yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from your shitty 1st party games here.
Wii Gamer: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Kaz: Your faith in your shitty casual game\'s is yours.
Phil: It is pointless to resist, my son. Teh graphics!!
Kaz: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your influx of casual gamers, they are all walking into a trap, as is your SMG. It was I who allowed the Wii to lure in the casual gamers. Soon they will convert to \"hardcore\" gaming! An entire legion of my best titles awaits them in 2008. Oh, I\'m afraid the PS3 will be quite operational when your revolution arrives.
![[Prototype]](https://www.vgchartz.com/games/boxart/2846586AmericaFrontccc.jpg)
