wow, that sucks ; )

Your not blood related to Miley though, are you?

I'm related to Richard Branson. I read his book where he mentioned that he found out he's related to Scott of the Antarctic and my family can trace their heritage back to Scott also. We also have the first 5 letters of our surnames the same.

As for Adam & Eve, not sure how they managed to have sex and have white, black, asian & arab babies. Plus given the amount of inbreeding going on, very few retards.

im almost positive that Charles Dance is my grandfather's half-brother, but we've never met.

I'm not related to anyone that is currently alive and famous, just famous people from the past. My brother did date a girl in high school that was Playboy Playmate, does that count?

Honestly, I personally don't believe anyone who say's that they aren't related to someone famous (living or dead) because it is more appropriate to claim that you aren't aware of the famous people you're related to. With the number of siblings most of or great-grandparents and grandparents had, most people alive today have hundreds or thousands of cousins when you include third and fourth cousins; but few of us know our first cousins all that well, and almost no one keeps track of third cousins (or beyond) and most of what you hear about them is from over-hearing a conversation between elderly relatives about people you don't know.