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My brother's mate is Frank Lampard's cousin/nephew.....

Do I win?



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MontanaHatchet said:
Oh my Naraku, you're saying that Adam and Eve DIDN'T exist?

My ****ing eyes are opened.


I'm not going to go Mrs. Garrison-monkey-butt-hole-secks on you by saying we evolved from retarded-fish-squirrels.



Naraku_Diabolos said:
leo-j said:
You know, if it started with adam and eve, and they had sex, and had babies then in reality we are having sex with our brothers and sisters

I'm Catholic and I fin that offensive

Joking Even though I AM Catholic, I'm joking on finding it offensive.

Did you know Adam and Eve never existed? It was a story written by Jewish people who were imprisoned by the Babylonians, so they wrote it to pass by the time and develop meaning to their religion. Fun stuff. Even Creation was written for fun. In fact, ALL cultures have their own stories of Creation, The Flood, and the Apocalypse ranging from Indian, Native American, Chinese, Hindu, Christian, etc. cultures.

And it was proven and shown on National Geographic that we are all 99.9% related, on the special presentation of "The Human Family Tree."

Thank you all powerful, all knowing one. Any other words of wisdom?



Naraku_Diabolos said:
leo-j said:
You know, if it started with adam and eve, and they had sex, and had babies then in reality we are having sex with our brothers and sisters

I'm Catholic and I fin that offensive

Joking Even though I AM Catholic, I'm joking on finding it offensive.

Did you know Adam and Eve never existed? It was a story written by Jewish people who were imprisoned by the Babylonians, so they wrote it to pass by the time and develop meaning to their religion. Fun stuff. Even Creation was written for fun. In fact, ALL cultures have their own stories of Creation, The Flood, and the Apocalypse ranging from Indian, Native American, Chinese, Hindu, Christian, etc. cultures.

And it was proven and shown on National Geographic that we are all 99.9% related, on the special presentation of "The Human Family Tree."

National Geographic?! I'm now totally convinced!



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And snuggle the girls be they short or tall,
Then follow young Mat whenever he calls,
To dance with Jak o' the Shadows."

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Chairman-Mao said:
Naraku_Diabolos said:
leo-j said:
You know, if it started with adam and eve, and they had sex, and had babies then in reality we are having sex with our brothers and sisters

I'm Catholic and I fin that offensive

Joking Even though I AM Catholic, I'm joking on finding it offensive.

Did you know Adam and Eve never existed? It was a story written by Jewish people who were imprisoned by the Babylonians, so they wrote it to pass by the time and develop meaning to their religion. Fun stuff. Even Creation was written for fun. In fact, ALL cultures have their own stories of Creation, The Flood, and the Apocalypse ranging from Indian, Native American, Chinese, Hindu, Christian, etc. cultures.

And it was proven and shown on National Geographic that we are all 99.9% related, on the special presentation of "The Human Family Tree."

Thank you all powerful, all knowing one. Any other words of wisdom?

We hook up an expensive box of metal, wires, and circuits to another box that projects flashy colors on a screen (with speakers) that we interact with what's projected on the screen rather than what is not around us in our outside world. And we also type on a board with keys that is hooked up to another expensive box and screen that projects colors, along with a speaker system, to communicate with others.



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yay lets have a Party in the USA.



I'm related to Tatu, probably one of the greatest indoor soccer players ever. I'm related to him because he married my dads sister and he's just an all around awesome guy.



I WISH I WAS RELATED TO WILLIAM PENN LIKE MY FRIEND IS!



I first read the title of the thread like that:

OMG I FOUND OUT THAT I AM PREGNANT

>.>

Starting a thread with "omg" and using caps for the whole title is misleading lol



im also related to this person.......my dads side of the family
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attila_the_Hun