@ Makingmusic that's classic XD Funny when you see the actual lyrics stack up against the video: "Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster Elbereth Lorien"

You guys better keep this thread to regular jokes and no massively epic wins, 'cuz I already started a thread for those.

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=8982




So these 2 sausages are laying around on a frying pan gettin' fried up. One of the sausages rolls over to the other one and says "Man it sure is hot in here." The other one says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you.
I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."

The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"

He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar,
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"Paint…my…house."

Thought that was pretty funny. 

 Hard porn....will find a whip!  Best line in the song, lol.