9.0

Amazing graphics at the time but a little out dated now. The story was epic, but really seemed more like a set up for things to come. It had some innovative play mechanics, but at the same time, a lot of technical issues. In the end, the experience is all that matters, and Mass Effect was one of this generation's defining experiences, to me.

I forgot to add my pros and cons.

The pros are that the game has like an awesome story line, and I love all the dialogue options. The combat was really fun too. I would have to say the biggest pro, however, is making the ugliest character possible and seeing how big of an asshole you can be throughout the game.

The cons are, obviously, all the fucking glitches. Seriously, I tried getting all the gamerpoints and that requires 3 playthroughs at the minimum, and that is if you ABSOLUTLEY KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING. So after playing through it so many times, I really was just getting sick of this fucking shit. FUCK.

Yo, John, are we ever going to rate shitty games?

6.1

I was once hyped about this game together with BioShock. It dissapointed me in all regards, it was buggy and had many design flaws to the point it really affected my ability to enjoy the game. BioShock did meet my expectations though, this did not.

It did not excite me one bit compared to what I read in various reviews. IMO it was severely overhyped as some kind of greatly emotional impacting achievement combined with some amazing acting performances. But instead I found a game with characters which more felt like puppets rather than anything really emotionally attractive.

I found the general experience pretty mediocre... IMO certainly not for everyone.

Dang. Those are some harsh words.

Yo, John, I have another question. What is the next Wii game that we get to rate? Is it Metroid Prime 3?

i actually just bought this the other day and have played it for about 7 hours. i hope that qualifies. anyway, i give it a 9 so far. the storyline is pretty cool, the witty dialogue is entertaining, and the graphics are very clean. the only thing i don't care for, like everyone else, is the bad lip-synching and lack of facial expressions from the characters.

Im thinkin like Mini Ninjas, Purr Pals (FUCKING SUCKED), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Space Camp, The Price is Right, UP.. There are so many more, but those are a few to give you an idea.

Most bad games wouldn't even get a response in these threads, and most likely wouldn't even get 5 ratings.  It would be a waste of thread space and time to rate horrible games.

IDK what the next wii game is.  Probably Zelda.

9.2
Only two negatives this time..
- EVIL ELEVATORS!
- Glitches glitches and more glitches!

Makes sense. There really is no point in rating bad games since probably not a lot of people have played them. I don't know why, but I go out of my way to play them. There was only one time when a 'shitty game' turned out to be a good one, and that was Marble Saga Kororinpa.

Can't wait for Zelda! I already know what I am going to give it!

For some reason, I don't think Metroid is going to do well. =/. It's sad because it is such a great game, but there are a number of people who just... don't like it. I can't comprehend this.