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SimonSaysFYou on 14 October 2009

the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.



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zaMy on 14 October 2009
SimonSaysFYou said:
the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.

haha nah, i dont think ill even need my cum when im 60.

ill just enjoy it for the years i have.

speaking of 60 year olds.. do they still jack off at that age?

i dont really wanna ask my gramps that though..



angrypoolman on 14 October 2009
zaMy said:
SimonSaysFYou said:
the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.

haha nah, i dont think ill even need my cum when im 60.

ill just enjoy it for the years i have.

speaking of 60 year olds.. do they still jack off at that age?

i dont really wanna ask my gramps that though..

My grandpa still watches porn and hella flirts with bitches. My guess is that most of them do.



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Baddman on 14 October 2009

is this a serious question? lmfao



Baddman on 14 October 2009
zaMy said:
SimonSaysFYou said:
the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.

haha nah, i dont think ill even need my cum when im 60.

ill just enjoy it for the years i have.

speaking of 60 year olds.. do they still jack off at that age?

i dont really wanna ask my gramps that though..

yup! i remember one time late at night me and this chick walked inside her house  quietly so we wouldn't disturb noone and when we took a glimpse into the living room we saw her father standin in front of the tv wit his dick all out just jackin that shit i was like



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dtewi on 14 October 2009
Baddman said:
zaMy said:
SimonSaysFYou said:
the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.

haha nah, i dont think ill even need my cum when im 60.

ill just enjoy it for the years i have.

speaking of 60 year olds.. do they still jack off at that age?

i dont really wanna ask my gramps that though..

yup! i remember one time late at night me and this chick was walked inside her house  quietly so we wouldn't disturb noone and when we took a glimpse into the living room we saw her father standin in front of the tv wit his dick all out just jackin that shit i was like

Holy fuck. She must be scarred.

What happened after that?



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

SimonSaysFYou on 14 October 2009
Baddman said:
zaMy said:
SimonSaysFYou said:
the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.

haha nah, i dont think ill even need my cum when im 60.

ill just enjoy it for the years i have.

speaking of 60 year olds.. do they still jack off at that age?

i dont really wanna ask my gramps that though..

yup! i remember one time late at night me and this chick was walked inside her house  quietly so we wouldn't disturb noone and when we took a glimpse into the living room we saw her father standin in front of the tv wit his dick all out just jackin that shit i was like


lol i'd hate to be your girlfriend. if i caught my dad i'd probably just walk out of the room and mention it to him later and we'd both laugh about it.



d21lewis on 14 October 2009

Must refrain......from Zapp Brannigan quotes.......must.......



Baddman on 14 October 2009
dtewi said:
Baddman said:
zaMy said:
SimonSaysFYou said:
the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.

haha nah, i dont think ill even need my cum when im 60.

ill just enjoy it for the years i have.

speaking of 60 year olds.. do they still jack off at that age?

i dont really wanna ask my gramps that though..

yup! i remember one time late at night me and this chick was walked inside her house  quietly so we wouldn't disturb noone and when we took a glimpse into the living room we saw her father standin in front of the tv wit his dick all out just jackin that shit i was like

Holy fuck. She must be scarred.

What happened after that?

shiit he aint notice u and we never told him that we saw him...but for about a week i couldn't help but laugh everytime i see him



zaMy on 14 October 2009
Baddman said:
dtewi said:
Baddman said:
zaMy said:
SimonSaysFYou said:
the only way you can stop yourself from actually emitting semen is the "squeeze method" which is exactly as it sounds. i don't recommend it though because you can cause the semen to actually travel backward into your bladder, which is bad. look up retrograde ejaculation if you really want to know how that happens.

haha nah, i dont think ill even need my cum when im 60.

ill just enjoy it for the years i have.

speaking of 60 year olds.. do they still jack off at that age?

i dont really wanna ask my gramps that though..

yup! i remember one time late at night me and this chick was walked inside her house  quietly so we wouldn't disturb noone and when we took a glimpse into the living room we saw her father standin in front of the tv wit his dick all out just jackin that shit i was like

Holy fuck. She must be scarred.

What happened after that?

shiit he aint notice u and we never told him that we saw him...but for about a week i couldn't help but laugh everytime i see him

aahahaha next time you see him doin that shit just pull out a cam

and take a pic or video. That could be great laughs with your

friends, family and Youtubers! :)