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When I am a real ninja...

I promise you one day of my services if you ever need them, if we're still in contact. Deal angrypoolman?



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Of course!



angrypoolman said:
WessleWoggle said:
angrypoolman said:

Wow, so you really are serious about this ninja business. That shit is fucking awesome.

Don't forget about me when you're a full fledged ninja!


Yes, I'm serious about this ninja business.

I work out every day towards a flexible and powerful ninja phisique with yoga, strength training, weight training, isometrics, weaponry training, and lots of martial arts training. I do lots of different strikes like punches, chops,  palm strikes, finger jabs, elbow strikes, knee strikes, foward kick, side kicks, roundhouse kicks, hook kicks, inverted roundhouse kicks, inverted hook kicks, backwards kicks, backwards hook kicks, backwards roundhouse kicks, inverted backwards roundhouse kick(very hard), inverted backwards hook kick(very hard), jumping and spinning version of all the kicks I just mentioned. I know a lot of different forms of the same kick ass well, using different parts of your feet like the heel, ball, top, bottom, side, and shin. I know a lot of punching and striking forms but there's way too many to list here, the list for arm strikes I can do is way longer than that list of kicks I just made. You can also shift your feet in different ways to make it a different form of the same strike or kick. There's a lot of fancy names for kick and strike forms, but I really can't remember them all, I only remember the motion...

I read books about different fighting forms, I'm studying Bruce Lee and doing his workouts...

After high school I'm going to save up 5000$ dollars and go to a ninja training island in Thailand.

 

What... the fuck.

I'm speechless.

Are you still going to be on VGC when you're in Thailand?

Probably, we're probably allowed to bring labtops or phones with internet access.

The dude who runs it doesn't seem anti-internet, I mean, the training camp has it's own facebook page.



lol there's actually a ninja training camp in thailand? well that is pretty tight. i'd go too if i was into that.



He won't answer his phone and he doesn't have any voice mail set up so I can't leave a message. I want to talk to him...



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Was calling twice too much?



no. but 3 times is.



They weren't in a row, I waited two hours.



WessleWoggle said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
My advice: don't bone down with anybody that you wouldn't play Bubble Bobble with.

So, should I get him to come play bubble bobble at my house before anything happens?

You can pick a different game if you want.  But I always end up playing Bubble Bobble with girls and it's always somehow foreplay.  I couldn't get with anybody that thinks video games are stupid or anything.  Besides, whenever a girl came over to my house, the first thing they'd see is my stack of a few hundred NES games, and they usually ask me about them immediately.  My nerdiness is beyond the point of no return.



Well, he's not into video games but I'm sure he would play.