| Crashdown77 said: Dateline: Berlin, Germany, 9 October, 2009 14:00 GMT (AP) Germany Officially Changes Country Name to "GerSony", Berlin to Change to "Jelly Donut" By: Hans Geschprectetmitihnengefelhterfehrnsehr On the heels of the amazing sales brought about by the reinventing of the entire video game/social/world community with the new "Slim" model of the vaunted Playstation 3 video game/supercomputer/Matrix system, German Chancellor Franz "Franzer the Panzer" Helgenspeilerkatzehundenschulterngefehltenberger has made an executive decision regarding the nomenclature of his Vaterland. The decision was made late in the night last night, as "the Panzer" sat in his Schlafzimmer, playing his early copy of Uncharted 2 (Sony realeased review copies to all world leaders, hoping to get an endorsement from the newest Nobel laureate for umm . . . talking, Barack Obama) a revelation came to him to change his country to reflect the greatest company, consumer electronics device, and the greatest invention since the Tesla Coil (screw you Edison!). "Henceforth" said Franz between bites of Schitzel, "our country will be known as GerSony (Deutschonyland in the native tongue) and we will be the standard bearers to bring about a new world order of video gaming! Und keine Eier!" This announcement was met with much rejoicing as the millitary piled truckloads of Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii games outside of the Chancellor's offices and burned them in effigy. In a lesser, but related announcement, Berlin will officially be known as "Jelly Donut", to avoid confusion with visiting foreign dignataries.
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