@Crashdown77
No, it was a regular sized hammer.
@Orca_Azure
I was 24, she was 21, and I think he might have been 22 or 23.
@pbroy
No, nobody was naked. But I was naked a few minutes before.
@dtewi
Sister ran into my bedroom, woke me up, and told me her boyfriend had keys and just came over and started cutting up all her clothes with scissors and she was scared, and I was like "What, when did this happen?" and she said "He has keys and he just came over and he's in the other room right now destroying my clothes," and I said "Get out of my way, let me put some pants on" and grabbed the nearest pants, which were really tight pink corduroy pants, and I put them on, and no shirt, and this was back when I had a big ugly beard (December 2007 or so, right before I shaved in January 2008), and I grabbed a regular hammer from the kitchen, and ran out there and told him I'd bash his head in, and he said "I'm not scared of you!" and I said "I don't need you to be scared, I need to get the hell out of my house or get your head bashed in," and I raised it up and he left and we never saw him again.
Guy was a moron. A few months earlier he tried to tell me that the XBox 360 was outselling the Wii. I tried to tell him he was wrong and could easily look the numbers up if he didn't want to be wrong, but he wouldn't listen. I told my sister this guy was an idiot and she didn't believe me. He was one of those guys who only plays Halo and Madden, and you know they're always trouble.
