That's right.  I am now considering picking up a PS3. 

I know what you're thinking.  You're asking yourselves, "But why Mr. 316?  Is it because of the price cut?  Is it because no worthwhile games have been released for the Wii since 2007?  Is it because that with the wand the PS3 is now basically a Wii HD and that Sony's brilliant plan to win this generation is now quickly becoming evident?"

Actually, the answer to all of those questions is a resounding no.  The reason why I'm strongly considering picking up a PS3 is because of something that it says in it's recent advertisements.  They state:  IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING!!!

What?  Why haven't I heard about this?  There are several things that I find troublesome that I could just have my new PS3 do for me.

Here are 7 things that I find to be a drag that could now be accomplished by my new PS3:

1)   General chores like taking out the trash, washing dishes, and cleaning toilets are downright nasty.  This is why rich people pay others to do these sort of things for them. 

2)  Going to work.  I'd even go there to pick up my paycheck if this is the kind of deal that I'd have to cut with my PS3.

3)  Watching "chick flicks" with my girlfriend.  The PS3 could transorm into a likeness of me.  I'd come back when the movie is over and look sensitive.

4)  Watching my favorite sports teams lose.  Somehow my new PS3 could inform me of when the Cubs are going to lose.  I've watched them do that way too much during my lifetime.  I mean really... I might be wasting three hours of my life today watching the Bears lose to the Seahawks (let's hope not).

5)  Even though I have fairly good hygiene; clipping toe nails, trimming nose hair, and other general manscaping is time consuming.

6)  Kissing butt.  It's something that I never could stomach doing even though it undeniably gets you ahead in life.  If the PS3 does it for me, I might ascend to the top of life's ladder.

7)  Writing threads.  Writing these takes time and if my PS3 did it for me I would write a lot more of them.  Also, it wouldn't bother me as much when someone tells me that they suck.

Feel free to add to this list what you would like the PS3 to do for you or what it already does do for you.

So there you go.  IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING!!!  That's why I might buy a...

PS3 IN THE FUTURE...   NOW...   BELIEVE (I don't know how to do that cool underlining thing).

its already doing push ups for me

oh :/

If PS3 also does homework and studies for you, them I'm in!

buy uncharted :P

Lol you are like 2 weeks late to the party kid.

This is the 3rd thread with the adsact same joke lmao

You could use your PS3 as a spell checker. 

also a grammar checker

if i was you i would wait till mid-october and would pick up a Uncharted 2 PS3 bundle...PS3 + the best Game this year...a better deal you cant get!

I know.  Look at that terrible thread title.  *smacks own head*