Okay, the past week I've been eating badly, drinking, and barely working out. I had atleast two slices of pie every day last week, I've had an average of three martinis a day, the past three days days, and I haven't been eating my vegetables(though I have been eating a lot of fruit).

Why did I loose 4.4 pounds? My body confuses me.

Loss in muscle :P

You see, there are these magic fairies that float throughout your body. They detect whenever your are doing bad stuff and in turn punish you.

But I want to loose weight dtewi. Also, I'm pretty sure it's not muscle, I'm been eating my protein and the working out that I'm barely doing is all weight training.

^Did you forget that there are muscles NOT in your arm?

Your body has obviously been possessed by demons.

Normal variation of body fluids.

In strange and mysterious ways.

Also, according to Wii Fit, your body can change weight by 2.5 pounds or more during one day, so I guess maybe it's not that mysterious.

I didn't forget.

I do full body weight training, with lunges, side bends... and lots of stuff I don't know the name for.

After a week of not paying attention I usually gain 5 pounds, not loose it. Maybe my metabolism is better.