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I hope that there will be a massive assault on Black Mesa in Ep3 and it's controlled by the computer in portal.



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This guy is always great as far as I've seen. It's lucky for him that he enunciates well. I find the ability to make interesting a review of a game I've never heard of quite spectacular.


Gah, I think I need to play through Episode 2 again.

Gah...I think I need to play through HL2 AGAIN.



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Ben, I played through HL2, HL2Ep1, and HL2Ep2 in order and it was awesome haha. I'll do the same when Ep3 comes out. Try it sometime. The games feel great when strung together like that.



Yeah I'll do that sometime.

Hehe, I agree with the reviewer how abrupt Dr. Magnusson's introduction was...but it worked. What a dick haha.



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Heheh...funny review.

The Sniper is for people who like point and click adventures - but the only command you'll ever use is "use gun on man"

 

I also have just finished HL2 and ep. 1, and now I have just started #2.  In short, it rocks. (so far) 



So if he reviews another game with no complaints, I promise not to hold him to the eye stabbing.



A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs

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So if he reviews another game with no complaints, I promise not to hold him to the eye stabbing.

 go cry that Half-Life is the perfect FPS and the Orange Box is the perfect package. 



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HAHA, fabulous as always.

I was shocked he didn't bash portal, and I actually agree with pretty much all of his criticism of TF2 and Ep2. But I think in light of the fact that he bashes every game (except portal apparently) the reviews for TF2 and Ep2 were quite positive really =P

Edit: I need to watch it again now, LMAO 



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I noticed some stuff on the second look through, he makes some comments at the end that I apparently have been missing ><

"Can I have my money now, MR Newell"

"There's an awesome song in Portal by Jonathan Coulton, he's one of my favorite artists and you should check out www.jonathancoulton.com if you like upbeat folk rock about robots."

"Valve: Tell me where Barney Calhoun went

yahtzee@fullyramblomatic.com"


Damn, now I will have to force myself to go back and watch these episodes again to catch these comments =p Poor me!!!..err poor me =(

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