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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.

 



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Well, at least he wasn't on his cellphone.



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I found the part where he masturbated while under interrogation the most hilarious...



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poor guy. It sucks when that climax is just unreachable. He should be let off with just a warning



Oh dear, how did he ever think that would be a good idea?

Unrelated note, there is a video circulating around the internet of a guy in the library at my old university sitting at the computer looking at porn and jacking himself off because he thought he was the only one there (it was late at night). But someone else was there and thought they would covertly film him whacking away.

Needless to say I never used that computer again.



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Oh dear, how did he ever think that would be a good idea?


Might have something to do with the drugs he's suspected to have used.



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NJ5 said:
Oh dear, how did he ever think that would be a good idea?


Might have something to do with the drugs he's suspected to have used.


Yes,  drugs make alot of things seem like good ideas, at the time



fair enough it was inappropriate, but is he actually being charged with "sexual molestation" on himself?



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highwaystar101 said:

Oh dear, how did he ever think that would be a good idea?

Unrelated note, there is a video circulating around the internet of a guy in the library at my old university sitting at the computer looking at porn and jacking himself off because he thought he was the only one there (it was late at night). But someone else was there and thought they would covertly film him whacking away.

Needless to say I never used that computer again.

I thought I saw someone, but I took the chance anyway :P



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