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SmokedHostage on 23 September 2009

Warning: WILL cause controversy and MAY fill many with rage.

MS fans: Masochists that enjoy having their gimped, overpriced PC's break down. Often fratboys that love Madden or/and Halo and can't go 5 minutes with thinking about headshots. Actually worship an evil coperation that moneyhats for exclusives because their first party studios are dead has-been's (Lionhead, RARE).

Ninty fans: Manchildren that cling to nostalgia over glorified toys and shitty franchises that were great in the 90's or 80's. They actually think the Wii and DS are innovations and not repackaged Gamecubes or GBA's.

Sony fans: Two words. Double Standard. Will support anything that's exclusive to the PS3 but shun anything exclusive to anything else. Will joke casuals and Halo likers but will priase Killzone and LittleBigPlanet. They're all basement nerds that masturbate to androgynous males and prefer movies and simulators to actual games.

Disclaimer: This is the synopsis of the collective thoughts of people who visit Gametrailers.com, /v/, Gamestop, and several other gaming forums.

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trashleg on 23 September 2009

interesting...?

Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.

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haxxiy on 23 September 2009

Why Wii fans have only two lines of text?

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c03n3nj0 on 23 September 2009

How dare you say "Disclaimer!?"

Bad SmokedHostage. Bad.

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Mr Khan on 23 September 2009

To add to the stereotype fire, if i may, i would say that Ninty fans are Weeaboos, Microsoft fans are xenophobes, and Sony fans have trouble deciding between the two

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dtewi on 23 September 2009

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patapon on 23 September 2009

Don't you mean fanboys? You can be a console fan and not be a fanboy...

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trashleg on 23 September 2009

4 minutes, if that?

Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.

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c03n3nj0 on 23 September 2009

Mr Khan said:

To add to the stereotype fire, if i may, i would say that Ninty fans are Weeaboos, Microsoft fans are xenophobes, and Sony fans have trouble deciding between the two

I would switch Sony and Nintnedo. You see all them JRPGs fanz? Thy all have ps2s....

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Seraphic_Sixaxis on 23 September 2009

SmokedHostage said:

Warning: WILL cause controversy and MAY fill many with rage.

MS fans: Masochists that enjoy having their gimped, overpriced PC's break down. Often fratboys that love Madden or/and Halo and can't go 5 minutes with thinking about headshots. Actually worship an evil coporation that moneyhats for exclusives because their first party studios are dead has-been (Lionhead, RARE).

Ninty fans: Manchildren that cling to nostalgia over glorified toys and shitty franchises that were great in the 90's or 80's. They actually think the Wii and DS are innovations and not repackaged Gamecues orGBA's.

Sony fans: Two words. Double Standard. Will support anything that's exclusive to the PS3 but shun anything exclusive to anything else. Will joke casuals and Halo likers but will priase Killzone and LittleBigPlanet. They're all basement nerds that masturbate to androgynous males and prefer movies and simulators to actual games.

Disclaimer: This is the synopsis of the collective thoughts of people who visit Gametrailers.com, /v/, Gamestop, and several other gaming forums.

Wow did I feel bad writing this.

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