I am bored and had a idea: create a thread where I compare some kinds of foods and well know games. These are my personal opinions do not get azll worked up.
Mario series - it is like rice, potatoes, wheat or corn(varies according to where you live). It is such a basic component of almost every plate that you wonder how we never get tired of this. Even those who claim they hate it, find themselves consuming it eventually.
Sonic - your favorite childhood candy. Nowadays it sucks. You can not really tell why you loved it and now you can not stand it. You just know that it is related to the company releasing new flavors (2d from 3d)
God of War - it is like french fries no one can really hate it (gameplay). However they just added a shitload of ketchup and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth (storyline).
Shadow of Colossus - it is like lettuce. Everyone say they like it and that it is healthy. You still think that it is tasteless.
Final Fantasy - tofu. Save for some specific demographics, (vegetarians) everyone hates it. Those who know the taste of real meat (RPGs) refuse to acknowledge it.
Zelda - mommy or granny cooking. It is hard to describe it or decide which plate is your favorite (game in the series). You just know that the experience is always good, even when others say it sucks.
Wii Sports - bittersweet chocolate. First you say it sucks, that real chocolate is better (traditional sports games). After a week, you are still eating it. Finally you are addicted and can not really tell why.
Wii Play - McDonald`s Happy Meal. We all know that those who order it have the surprise gift in mind (Wiimote)
Okami - a rare and unknow sweet tropical fruit. Those who have tasted it think it is a gift from god, the rest have no idea what kind of fruit it is.
Halo - bananas. Some claim that its peels have amazing nutritional values (single player). We all know that 90% will only eat the fruit itself (multiplayer).
GTA - chocolate. People can not have enough of it, it never stop selling. Media says it gives acne (make you a cold blooded killer).
Zelda cdi and Valis X games - roasted baby seal beef. Abominations of the kitchen (gaming). Made by sick and twisted people for sick and twisted individuals.
Gran Turismo - ultimate recipe book. Some claim it is not even food (gameplay is boring). Most think it is worth buying just to look at all those tasty recipes (so many cars you will never have in real life). It also has a amazing "replay value" (reading a entire recipe book or getting 100% in GT may take years).
Kyrby games - iced tea with lemon. All your friends will tell you are gay with they see you drinking (playing) it. You just know that the flavor is good.
Superman 64 - pure wasabi. It hurts you and it tastes like shit, even so it is worth just for the unique/extreme experience.
Super Smash Bross - It is a giant chest with all your favorite candy inside.
Red Steel - burnt lobster. You had amazing ingredients (concept) but the cook fucked up (developer).
Chicken Shoot, quarter assed ports and other cash ins for Wii - dog food. Just because it is edible, (they are games) it does not mean that they are made for human consumption (playable).
I may add more later. I ran out of ideas.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
