I'm importing this from Canada. Should arrive next week... Shame I forgot to use my university address when I ordered it

lol the Rhino killed Cthulu

Don't laugh nothing is able to kill a Blob other then a fire or a witch transfomring it...

Oh crap, I haven't even thought about putting on armor and stuff! I need to pick out a good dress to wear to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance that I'm about to create! I'm gonna see if I can create a Delorean, and a few guys to equip with guitars and drums.


Okay, "DELOREAN" doesn't work. But you can type in "DISCO" and a whole disco hall will appear and you'll hear music coming out of it. I can't go in though. And after a minute some girl with headphones and shades and some purple and gold clothes came out! I created a "GUITARIST" and he appeared and he's just kinda standing around with his guitar, and music's blasting out of his guitar even though he's not playing it. I typed in "DRUMMER" and some orchestra nerd appeared and just stood there. So I created "DRUMS" and made him equip the drums and he sat behind them but he's not really rocking out. Hmm....

I created a "GYM" and a girl came out, all hungry after her workout.

And yes, you can wear women's clothes! I'm wearing "HEELS" and a "WEDDING GOWN" and a "TIARA." I created "MASCARA" but it won't let me put it on. So I put on a "SKIRT" and a "TUBE TOP" and hopped on a "TREX" with my "SADDLE" This game has everything.

The game also has a crazy female stalker....

Man I feel like playing this game for a bit again right now... :p

OH SHIT....

I typed in "VIRGIN" and a nerd appeared with spiky hair, and a T-Shirt that has a video game controller on it!  It has a D-Pad and 2 red buttons!  It's almost like a NES dogbone controller!

I'm taking a pic.  brb

Cupid arrow makes anything you throw at it like you! I just threw it at a bear and I can ride him without a saddle!

I'm now riding a Cuthulu...

Oh crap you can ride Cthulu bareback and control him!??!?! I'm gonna feed him a virgin.