| coolbeans said: Both jokes make me lol even though I've heard the WWI line for it already. |
It's funny to watch the guys mouth when he says the new line. It reminds me now of a Kung-fu movie...
Former something....
| coolbeans said: Both jokes make me lol even though I've heard the WWI line for it already. |
It's funny to watch the guys mouth when he says the new line. It reminds me now of a Kung-fu movie...
Former something....
Well that's kind of a stupid complaint...people have no sense of humor anymore :(
wyvers said:
yeah, let's generalize. all americans are fat. |
he has a point but saying all black pwople are silly is not right
i would say, most black youth are silly like many young people.
like come on, how are the jonas brothers, miley cyres and now this stupid kid justin breiber (cant spell his name and i dont care) popular and considered good music.
all americans arent fat, alot are fat and out of shape :P
sorry sorry, couldnt resist a fat joke.
lol @ # of bans on this thread. I thought the AD was kind of funny but I tend not to take things like that very seriously. I do see why others would be offended though.
However, the comments from some of you are really funny. The internet always provides a safe haven to actually hear what people really think many of whom are nothing but cowards in real life.
For the record, I'm also nigerian by origin.
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| wiifan75 said: As far as Nigeria and Nigerians, if we poll the population that we have most contact with then I say all of them are con artists. I've had contact with atleast a hundred over my time on internet with all the contacting they do with my inbox to vote; and they all want money to help them get their money, so 100 out of 100 gives me the percentage of 100% are thiefs. As soon as I hear from a Nigerian that doesn't ask me for money then I'll update the poll and it's results. Until then, I'll be checking in here once in a while to see how much funnier this thread gets. |
I've got another vote for the Nigerian criminal poll that's still open and running.
This is the newest email I've seen disguised as a contact from FedEx. Do any Nigerians in here use this phone number in the email? I'll call you and have you wire the money into my Swiss Banc Account. Here is the email below...
From: fedex@reitoria.ufsc.br
Subject: Alert: Delivery Update
Date: September 13, 2009 9:14:22 AM MDT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To: fedex.express_nig@w.cn
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DATE: 13 Sept 2009.
Dear customer,
You have a Package that is registered with us for shipping. However, the
content is a Bank Draft worth is $886,000 USD (Eight Hundred and Eighty Six
Thousand US Dollars).Reg .Number: P-01-402761625/Reg Date: 09/13/2009.
Your package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague who is
currently undergoing survey project with NNPC (Nigeria National Petroleum
Company). We are sending you this email because your package is registered on a
Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department
for immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note: As
soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take three (3)
working days (72Hrs) for your package to arrive at your designated destination.
For your information, Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid
by your colleague.
However, the only payment you are to make is £210 GBP to the FedEx Delivery
Department being full payment for Customs Duty Certificate and Tariff. Please
Note: All registered package with us have a time limitation and you are to meet
up with this payment to facilitate immediate attention toward the delivery of
your package. Note: Your colleague did not leave us with any further
information.
We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to
respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package
to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return
address. Contact the delivery department (FedEx Ship Manager) with the details
given below:
Contact Person: Mr. Richard Raynor
Email: fedex.express_nig@w.cn
Tel: +2348066879532.
Kindly complete the below form. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal
address for clarification.
FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
Zip/Postal code:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the
necessary payment procedure for Customs Duty Certificate and Tariff. As soon as
they confirm your payment of £210 GBP USD .they shall immediately dispatch your
package to the designated address with the attach Tracking Number. It usually
takes 72 Hours being an express delivery service.
Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address and ensure to
fill the above form as well to enable successful reconfirmation.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. .Mary Maxwell
FedEx Management Team.
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