Seems like you have the best and worst of both worlds.

Fuck man... that's no good... Last time I vomited I had jello shots and I was pretty drunk already... turns out they were made with 151 Bacardi. With bad experience as those I can't pick up Rum anymore.

I've gotten drunk to the point of having a blank twice (in dorms in Germany) - but then I'm totally fine in the morning to the disgust of my friends who 1) had to spend the evening with me and 2) are hungover in the morning.

First was a backgammon/wine drinking game. I don't really remember anything past the 4th glass of wine but apparently I was playing quite normally for another 20-30 minutes, and also changed the tape in the VCR. However after that I've also recited half of Trainspotting, dropped 5 or 6 vitamin c tablets in a glass and drunk it and taken a shower with my clothes on. No recollection of any of those at all.

Second time was just some party where I had too much vodka (I never drank vodka again). Told my best friend he wasn't for real/4real (Manic Street Preachers reference, who knows). Told some Italian girl to stay away from me because her boots were "dauergeil" (which is "constantly horny" and I never quite remembered where I'd learned that word in the first place). Got quite the nosebleed, people freaked out and almost called an ambulance but then it was fine (apart from the dorm entrance looking quite creepy), refused to go to my room, went to best friend's room, watched the news and fell asleep. Or so they say o_o;
Next morning said best friend felt beaten up because I'm not good at sharing a small bed.

Yeah, The City is a short drive away if I ever feel like going there... but the alcohol/tobacco/candy tax in that county is pretty steep. and almost everyday there is a special at a bar very close by. I have a schedual. I haven't had a job in a while but I go to hang out with friends. Rarely drink.

Wednesday - dollar beer dollar shoes and dollar game at bowling alley. or free pool at pool hall with 2 dollar pints.

Thursday - dollar half pitchers.

Sunday - Lodge and Maple Pub half priced. 23oz $1.80. Free pool at Maple Pub and Bags but not really busy. Lodge usually gets a decent crowd. Just a town over.

DAMN IT!!!! THERE ARE PICTURES!

Hate to be the bringer of bad news. Hell this will all blow over and you will have a funny story to tell kids down the road.