Have you ever woke up completely oblivious to what happened the day before and still wasted? Well... I did that today... For the first time in a long time I got wasted to where I blacked out... Lately when I get drunk I've just been mean and bitter... last night I was my old funny drunkard self. The events of last night were

- Drank lots of Vodka and soda.

- Went to a bar drunk.

- Friend bought me a beer... as I went outside to my other friends there was a jack and coke waiting for me to drink it from someone else.... Let me tell you something about this bar... my friend who bought the jack and coke is a bar tender and there is this un-written code that bar tenders take care of each other. We go to this bar ALOT and they always make his drinks EXTRA strong.... (Pint glasses of Jack and Coke with half of the glass Jack)

- bought some starry nights (Goldschlager and Jager)

- Saw and ex-co-worker and started mocking my ex-boss who had a very thick Romanian accent. "You are stoopid baaawwwfffalloooo. ha. ha. ha."

- Ex-co-worker bought a pitcher... For me.

- Bar closes.

- Ex- co - worker had back pack full of ice houses... I drank some.

- Some how ended up at a 4 am bar.... with ex-co-worker....

- Some how had drinks...  Jager bombs to be specific.... The only money I had was used for the starry nights...

- Dont remember

- Dont remember

- Told my friend "Lets just leave him here" talking about ex-co-worker

- Friend leaves. Comes back "So were you serious about leaving him here?"

- "What? What are you talking about" "Leaving the guy" "What? Noooooo. You're a jerk for even suggesting that. Why would I want to leave him"

- Don't remember...

- Some reason agreed to a 5 star general... I'd never even touch one of these. Jim, Jack, Jose, Johnny, Jameson in one shot.

- Commented on a bar tenders ass... (BTW the 4am bar is the bar my friend tends at so I know these people)

- Somehow ended up home...

- Ran around... I guess someone was chasing me...

- Slipped on my ass in my back yard...

- Urinated in my back yard...

- Stubbled around. Fraind caught me...

- "Is your dick hanging out?" "How am I suppose to know? Look." "No, I'm not looking"

- I look down... "Naw, I'm good..."

- Apparently was tucked in by friend....

- Woke up at noon still drunk....

- MMMmmmm doughnuts.

WTF...

Win some, lose some...

I think I won last n ight though... I'm not sure.. can't really remember... when my friend was telling me what happened over the phone I kept telling him he was lying in disbelief

I think he won.  He has the laughs (maybe pics to prove it).  Better call him not to post anything lol  Man where were you citywise?

I'm sure your liver had a good night as well.

Ha.. the funny thing is there are pictures! OF HIM! The lodge is the first bar I went to... I remember everything from there. And the other people we were hanging out with were the ones with the camera. The lodge is in 4 lakes its a subdivison that was published by maxim magazine 10 years ago for the most concentrated spot in US for STD's  so I don't pick girls up but they have half priced drinks on sunday so you can't beat it!

I live in a suburb of Chicago. The bars all close at 1am because of county ordinance but the 4 am bar is technically in a spot that isn't in any jurisdiction. It's in an un-incorporated area.

If this is a joke comment then ignore this.

Save your self righteousness for someone who cares. I'm well aware of the risks of drinking and I don't do it often.

Its not Heyland Park is it?  Where BO and Bill Ayres live(d)? lol

Naw, I live right between Joliet which is a crummy city and Naperville which is a rich town. I live right across the street from a strip club Crazy Rock which is a very sleezy place. I know strip clubs are sleezy but there are some elegant ones... this is on the lower end of the spectrum. (Never been there you can just tell from the outside). Romeoville is the town I live in. Elmhurst is where the 4am bar is located.

Southwest burbs.

Since drinking vodka 3 nights on the trot, I can't handle my drinks at all and always black out! I guess it's funny but sometimes I'm sure as hell pissed off as I don't remember a thing.


The Sunday was when I blacked out, last night of drinkage-morning after I woke up to be told that I had vomit blood, and had come home on my own. Last thing I remember was the hot sensation of the jeiggamesiter downing through my throught - Was Fcuked for days if not weeks, and the hangover film I had to watch was the hangover!

Started to think then that my drink was spiked with roophies, still till today I have no clue if I did or not. I guess it's one of those things you'll never get to know :D