My wife wants to sell my Wii. I told her no. (I wonder what people will say about this)

How come? You been spending too much time on it, and not enough time paying attention to her? Oh hang on - that would mean you should sell your PC (1,200 posts and counting!) ;)

You mistook her. She was advocating that you turn to prostitution.

well, if you sell it now you might be able to make a profit. you can always count on buying an updated wii later on.

Just go to chinatown with a truckload of pirated console games. You can get covers from cdcovers.cc and make a gazillion bucks until the feds come.

Wow, Kwaad. You resort to making up stupid stories just to try and insult Nintendo while not exploiting your obvious fanboyism. You wouldn't believe how psychologically superior I am to probably everyone on this entire forum/planet. I know your exact thought process when creating this thread. Your response to this post will likely be one of the following: "Oh really, then explain to me my thought process, oh great one." - This response is already pretty much ruled out, as if you do use it, it just proves my superiority about how I was right. No response at all. You fail to come up with an argument, and you pretend you never read my post, thinking to yourself that you just made me waste my time typing this up. OR, you will come up with some lame response trying to falsely convince me that your story is true, knowing that there is absolutely no way for me to prove you wrong, so you are completely safe in your fanboy world. But honestly Kwaad, you amaze me every single day of my life. I lurk these boards and read a lot of posts, and you sometimes hit these points where you have nothing else to say except bad things about Nintendo. Right now Nintendo is destroying Sony, and you know it. You figure that if you can pretend to be a supporter of Nintendo, when Sony loses you have something to fall back on, and no one is allowed to make fun of you. But whenever good news about Sony comes around, you twist it into a way that makes Nintendo the big loser. Sony has failed to compete with the Wii every single day since launch, and the Wii is still sold out everywhere on Earth (and the majority of Mars). If you really do own a Wii (it's questionable), and if you really do have a wife (also questionable), and if you really do have a job (get another?), I highly doubt your story is true. Come out of the closet now and admit that you are a major Sony fanboy and you pretty much hate Nintendo. Quit being such a fairie.

Lemme break it down: No. She just gets annoyed when I have a 250$ toy... ( Using the word "toy" to make the Wii sound like something for a small child, or Indian. ) gathering dust... ( Continued use of "..." at the end of phrases to try and pretend that you are disappointed in her not liking the Wii. ) She was sposed to love it... ( Implicitly saying that she doesn't like it, and foreshadowing more bad things to be said about Nintendo's console. ) Play it while I play PS3/PC crap... ( Referring to it as "crap" from a woman's perspective to show how the PS3 and PC are for real men. ) but nooooo >..<", I am ashamed of it's suckage. ) and she hates it more than me... ( This was added in to really exaggerate the Wii's terribleness. ) At least I plan on keeping it... ( Trying to show that you are still a Nintendo fan and do not approve of your wife not liking the Wii. Ironic that you included the part "It has to suck...". ) she wants to sell it and buy some PS3/PS2/PSP games... ( Trying to show how his wife wanted the Wii, hates it, and now wants to buy Sony products. ) and i think a DS game or two in there ( But she isn't a fanboy either. ) - - - I can make up stories too, see: I got a PS3 on launch day (I didn't even have to wait in line, I just walked in at like 2 in the afternoon), and I played it for maybe an hour before I got bored. All I got was Resistance because it was supposed to be good. Needless to say, it wasn't. Anyways, about a week later I brought it back to return it, and wanted to get a Wii instead (a bunch of my friends picked it up and said it was amazing and that I had to get it). The store clerk laughed at me for buying the PS3, and we joked for awhile about how much it sucked. He gave me about half of my money back (ripoff, I know), and he said they would be getting 20 Wiis tomorrow morning. I showed up 12 hours before the store opened the next day, and I managed to get 20th in line. Lucky, I know. We waited it out and talked about Nintendo for awhile, and then we finally got our Wiis. I'm so glad I made the switch. I made such a big mistake in buying that ugly PS3. Ew. - - - Enjoy.