Post your facorite film or television program quote here!

Mine from TV is from Family Guy.

Brian:

"You know Connie I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch... you see Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were twelve, but now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore, so you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age nineteen, you're going to be a worn out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want, how's that, am I in the ballpark?"

And from movies is from The Godfather:

Vito Corleone:

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Ugggh... I hate Family Guy.

I think mine would be from South Park. When Scott Tenorman's parents are killed, and Cartman's following speech. It's just epic.

Movie quote...

I dunno.

Lol, I remember that Family Guy one, it was pretty awesome.

How about this Simpsons one:

Live Long and Prosper

if you need to know what show that's from, you need to go home and rethink your life.

I have so many favorites... but picking quickly on the humorous side I've always enjoyed Alex Baldwin's line from Working Girl:

'Who the fuck died and made you Grace Kelly?'

I love that it doesn't make sense explicitly, yet you know exactly what he means.

TV...

I don't watch much TV, but I'll back up SciFiBoy with one of may favourite Star Trek lines from the 'Devil in the Dark' episode:

'Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!' - at least I remember him saying bricklayer or builder or something similar.

No wait! Futurama! Pretty much every line in the 'Amazon Women in the Mood' episode... particularly:

'...you're killing me... (violent blow with a club to the head follows statement) Arghh. You're really killing me!'

http://www.nohomers.net/content/fun/quotes/bongohead.wav

Another one of my favorites:

I told those fucks down at the league office I don't roll on Shabbos!

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain"

I just love that, my fave line in any film, Blade Runner is the greatest achievement of western cinema.

omg, how could I forget about that?!

Blade Runner is amazing!