There's a big difference between scripted and fake.

Learn it please.

The IWC is mad at Rey for the same reasons they hate Cena: WWE booked him so that he never looses, for a little while there Orton, Cena, and Rey were basically unbeatable, and it made every PPV very boring.

oh god! I JUST got to the part in Raw where CM Punk called it the WWF Universe! aaaha, awesome.

Good Raw so far. Will keep you updated.

I watched Smackdown the other day. Saw that Khali got eliminated on his way to the ring. Laughed my ass off.

Anyway, Brock Lesnar. That guy is intimidating as fuck. I hope WWE knows what to do with him. Personally, I'd have him beat the hell out of Cena at this weeks PPV. Cena should put up a good fight in the beginning but then, Lesnar should punish Cena like never before and finally beat him cleanly. We've never really seen Cena get destroyed before. Lesnar should break Cena like Bane broke Batman.

This should set up a storyline where Cena tries to redeem himself. First, by being a broken man. Then, finding some courage against lesser opponents, but still being afraid of Lesnar. Meanwhile, Lesnar is becoming more and more dominant and more and more evil. Finally, Cena is put into a scenario where he can't back down and takes a stand. Maybe The Rock could even come back and mentor Cena since Lesnar also defeated The Rock and Rocky never got his revenge.

Finally, we get Cena vs. Lesnar at Wrestlemania with The Rock in Cena's corner.

Oh, yeah--I really enjoyed the Jericho/Punk field sobriety promo, too. Really creative stuff. Hopefully a sign of better things on the horizon as far as writing is concerned.

I laughed my ass off at that, as well. nothing like I'd seen before on WWE, andI especially loved it when CM punk called it the WWF and the audio muted a split second after.  I totally knew he was faking it, though.  I've faked drunk enough to know what fake-drunk looks like.  

Also, Cena and Edge?  really took me for a spin when Edge came back to lecture Cena about being  a pussy.  Wonder if Edge will return as a manager or something.  he's been gone a year or so now, so he's had a nice break, I think.  dude's awesome even out of ring from what I remember. 

That's not bad.  I like it.  Only thing is, I think the hate for Cena is too great... and people like Lesnar too much.

The promos are hysterical to watch sometimes

John laurentis "It is my goal... to legitamize the WWE, by giving the people what they want... people power!"

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Brock Lesnar "Thank you john, you are a smart man and awesome.  I will Legitamize the WWE"

Fans "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

Brock Lesnar "The fans suck, who cares about them, Just Cena and he sucks

Fans "YEEEEEAAAAAH!"

John I agree with everything you've said and have no further point to offer.

Fans "BOOOOOOOOOOO!"

John Cena:  You suck Raw GM Manager

Fans: Yeeeeah

John Cena: Unlike Lesnar I care about the fans

Fans: Booooo!

Lesnar: I don't care about the fans... unlike Cena!  And after the show I plan to punch each and every one of your moms in the face!

Fans: Yeeeeeah!

Reading that had me laughing so hard!  Unfortunately, it's funny because it's true.

Can someone explain why the flying fuck the WWE would make a match between Santino Marella and The Miz for the US championship a dark match...but put a match between Brodus Clay and Ziggler that has no stakes and no extreme rules on...or even worse, Ryback in a 2 on 1 match with two nobodies. that guy is boring as fuck. I wanna see Ryback vs Brock Lesnar for chrissakes. THAT would be fun.

So much potential wasted, the WWE has no idea how to not fuck things up.

Also, Divas match should be lower on the card than Miz vs Marella. Miz and Marella are both talented and fun as hell to watch, Divas are not. Brodus is good to watch dance, but he never loses and is just up against Jobbers, and Ryback steamrolling guys the size of Spike Dudley stopped being funny the second time we saw it.

I didn't order the PPV so I guess I'll be watching RAW tonight but.....WTF!? Lesnar lost!? What the hell, WWE?