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NATIONAL HEADLINES - AUGUST 2009:

Obama's Death Squads Target the Nightmares of America's Children!

Freehold, Iowa - World renowned Pastor and child Counselor, Deacon Fred received a troubling letter from a concerned homeschooler that disturbed him so greatly, he ordered it to be posted onto the World Wide Web so that every American can see it.

A Christian Child's Depiction of The Future!



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This innocent drawing from a concerned Christian child, is a tell-tale sign that things are NOT well in the Land of the Free! Politics are one thing! But when you start putting strange ideas into the precious minds of American children, well - that's a whole different kettle altogether, Mr. President!

- Pastor Deacon Fred

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Conservative experts are learning that innocent children across America are having trouble sleeping at night. They live in constant fear. They can't stop thinking about President Obama's diabolical plan to mandate Death Squads to kill their grandparents, and take from them everything they hold dear! Their screams can be heard across the nation and our tears are falling into a puddle that cries out for restoration!

Respected Creation Scientist and Christian Child Psychologist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards says, "There is not enough children's sleep-aid medication on hand to deal with this epidemic! Kids are worried about the future! They're worried that President Obama is going to order residents of every nursing home in our Great Nation outside and simply shoot them all! They are terrified that President Obama is going to sneak up to their window at night and put a bullet into the head of a retarded cousin sleeping in the corner! The only way these nightmares can end is for Mr. Obama to stop talking about health care, and to focus on more important issues, like mandating morning prayers over loud speakers to the Lord Jesus Christ in public schools!

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This is very troubling news if true. I think a lot of Americans are regretting their vote lately.



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I would sure hope 11 year old knows how to spell better than that... id also hope its handwriting would be worse.



That picture is hilarious.



There is nothing hilarious about that picture!



The writing looks like an adult was trying to mimick a small child without realizing that 11 year olds know how to spell basic words.

Also, I'm not American, so may I ask why small children are afraid that the President is going to kill their grandparents?

Haha, just read the article. I feel bad for these kids. They're being lied to and used to further the political aspirations and ideals of the adults around them.

 

 

 



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Cactus said:
The writing looks like an adult was trying to mimick a small child without realizing that 11 year olds know how to spell basic words.

Also, I'm not American, so may I ask why small children are afraid that the President is going to kill their grandparents?

It's because some people think Obama's a Muslim and  most of those people think that Muslims are all like Osama Bin Laden.  The notion that Obama is a Muslim is ridiculous when it is Quite clear he is a communist.  The reason why some children are afraid that Obama is going to kill their grandparents is that if Obamas healthcare plan gets through rationing will be set up which will inevitably lead to death panels that decide whether it is cost effective to keep them alive, So some young children's imagination gets out of hand leading them to falsely think that Obama will personally kill their grandparents.  



I supose this is a joke, if not, I seriously think this children have to be executed for their lack of brain/jk...or maybe not.



It is most definitely not a joke it's as real as God.



Cactus said:

The writing looks like an adult was trying to mimick a small child without realizing that 11 year olds know how to spell basic words.

Also, I'm not American, so may I ask why small children are afraid that the President is going to kill their grandparents?

Haha, just read the article. I feel bad for these kids. They're being lied to and used to further the political aspirations and ideals of the adults around them.

 

 

 


exactly what I was hinting at inmy post. 11 year olds are past the age of saying they are 11... AND A HALF! also, if they know what a 1/2 is the sure should know how to spell. I mean.. the kid is either in 5th or 6th grade. Also, Precident? Why not Prezident? Like in Pleaze. But... they know Pastor and August have an S!



I'm an atheist, so this must be fake. Even american 11 year olds can spell better than that, amirite?