Becoming store champion in Pasadena, California, for the 1994 Blockbuster World Video Game Championships, with my badass high score (on my ONE chance) to play the tournament edition of Donkey Kong Country. Somewhere around here I have a GLOW-IN-THE-DARK plaque. And I got 2 free rentals per month for 12 months. And a sticker. And a pin.

Teaching my mom's friends how to beat Contra when I was 5.

Beating SMB1, SMB2, SMB3, and SMW, all without dying, in a little under an hour total.

Beating SMB1 in under 6 minutes.

Beating the first level of SMB1 with my eyes closed.

Beating Mario Paint.

... You are my god.

Nice! My brother actually was the store champion in that too in Culver City, CA. I finished 3rd -_-

We tried the Judge Dredd, NBA JAM ones too but we sucked at that haha

All trophies in Super Smash Bros. Melee
All trophies and stickers in Super Smash Bros. Brawl
All gold's in Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
All gold's in Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader
All gold's in Star Wars: Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike
All cheats in Goldeneye 007
Having SOME AX stuff unlocked in F-Zero GX
Being able to beat Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels fairly easily
Playing Virtual Boy: Wario Land for 4 hours straight
Being able to beat Zelda II: The Adventure Of Link very easily
Having caught the tarantula and scorpion in Animal Crossing: City Folk
Finishing the 10 hour tutorial in Europa Universalis (normal speed)
Finishing the second quest in The Legend Of Zelda
Unlocked everything in Time Splitters 2
Unlocked everything in Time Splitters: Future Perfect
All S ranks in Battalion Wars
Having beaten Gyromite
Having all the meals in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
All medal in both normal and expert modes in Star Fox 64
Over 600 kills in Area 6 of Star Fox 64

I have also 100% complete / collected everythign in these games

- Jet Force Gemini
- Super Mario Sunshine
- Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
- The Legend Of Zelda
- Zelda II: The Adventure Of Link
- The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past
- The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening (both original and DX)
- The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
- The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask
- The Legend Of Zelda: Orcale Of Ages / Seasons
- The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker
- The Legend Of Zelda: The Minish Cap
- The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
- The Legend Of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
- Metroid Prime
- Metroid Prime: Hunters
- Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
- Metroid
- Metroid: Fusion
- Kid Icarus
- Star Tropics
- Star Fox: Adventures
- Star Wars: Episode I: Racer
- Mario Kart DS (All triple stars)
- Donkey Kong Country
- Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's Double Trouble
- Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars

Quite the gamer resume no? :D

In recent memory, 3 Star Ranking and 9999 VR in Mario Kart Wii.

No death runs in 2D Contra games (Contra, Super C, Contra 3, Contra 4)

Hmm... I typically don't play games to death, but there are a few accomplishments that I'm proud of:
Super Mario World- getting 92 goals (4 missing are the 4 switch palaces).

Zelda LttP: Getting the 0-game finish, and seperately meeting the Nintendo Power Trading Card pro challenge (13 hearts, no bottles, green armor, lv. 3 sword, regular magic)

I tell ya, that challenge was tricky, but I'm glad I did it. I also think it's part of why I'm not as much a fan of the newer ones, as they seem too easy.

Those are the ones I find mega awesome. The others, meh.

Honestly? You're not going to spam this thread with your wall of amazement?

I'm not that obsessed with you, quit flattering of yourself.

Speaking of which, after looking through your game collection, I see you still don't have Under the Knife 2 but you do have Kimmunicator.

My mind is completely baffled.