Firts of all, rated M

I remember a date... a girl I visited who lived a two hour train-drive from me. I really needed to piss but I was too much enjoying the comfortable position I had finally managed to get myself into. Once I got to the station I had to grab the bus fast and before I knew it was at her place. I really needed to empty my bladder but she kissed me and dragged me to the couch. Ok... well, I can hold it up for a little while longer! And the urinary tract and balls are not really connected anyway, right? Safe to say is that at the end, my bladder couldn't hold and apart from the usual dicharge my bladder sprang and no condom can hold that back. I really didn't have the nerve to tell her but all she did was reply with: Wow, I've never been this wet before! I think she knew what happened but really didnt want to waste any words.

I've done that! OMG, I have to pee before I do *that* otherwise what happened with you is likely to happen with me. See, I can pee when im hard so ya! It pisses off my GF because who wants *it* inside of them?

What's disturbing homosexuality and incest? *mad face* I'm going to sue you for discrimination now.

You misread me... Homosexuality is not disturbing to me; incest still is however...

Disclaimer: Aatg885 is NOT gay, by any stretch of the imagination, however, he is NOT homophobic, either (as he was hoping to imply from this very post).

I worked at a seafood restaurant back in 2005, I was the cook getting paid chicken feed. I was 19 at the time, fairly young and arrogant. We had this customer that would give me the hardest time during midnight every Saturday (one of the busier times of the week). Every week he would always complain about his Jumbo shrimp combo, saying it was cooked too hard or too light, etc. I would get yelled at and the customer would always get a second dinner on the house. So one Saturday I finally confronted him and made sure I knew how he wanted his food cooked EXACTLY, but he had the balls to say that it was too salty. And like every week I had to make him another dinner, but this time I added my own little recipe. I pissed in his shrimp batter.
I laughed every time I saw him after that for the next few weeks I had that job.

Bottom line, please never PISS off any one that's handling your food.