DumBest.

Dummest isn't a word.

i pissed on my ps1

While one day going to the movies it was at sweet 16 and the boys bathroom stunk of flaming hobos so i used the girls bath room real quick and as i was about to leave 3 really cute girls stop'd out the door and we awkwardly stared at each other for about a min and well the rest is his-tor-re as they say.

Tried to pry off a peice of tape off my wooden sword with a shishkebab skewer, and it stabbed my hand three inches in through the side... But, it magically missed all bones, muscles, veins, and anything else important. It didn't even bleed. IT didn't even hurt, but I pretended it did to get out of school.

i fractured my wrist falling off the toilet seat.

If I said, it would mess up my chances for running for office if I ever decided so.

Trip over my foot.

Played Halo 3 all night. And then went driving the next day. I also got a helicopter ride that day...

Oh so many I don't know where to begin. The one that seems to stick in my mind...

I was hanging out with some relatives, shooting the $hit, they handed me a bottle of beer, I was so preoccupied talking that I failed to realize the cap was still on.

DID NOT LOOK COOL!!!

lol^