I talked a girl with a glass eye once, she didn't mention it.

How did I know?

Well, since this real life, I expect a counter-intuitive answer.

You saw your reflection! It didn't move! It fell out and broke!

I know! It was actually a piece of glass in the shape of an eye.

No, it just came out in conversation.

*badum ba doosh*

It's a play on words.

seece said: ^^ Boo Bees ??

that's the correct answer

The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?

Ha thats easy, I'm not going to spoil it so soon though

_ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ is the answer

I'm just copy and pasting these from the easy section of a riddle site. So go ahead.

I would have to say penis.

Holy hell. That's not the correct answer, but it's actually even better than the correct one.

*Standing ovation*

Damn! That's not it?

Ugh well... I dunno... a hat?