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In this thread you can post pranks you have done, have had done to you, have wanted to do, have seen etc.

you should say which of these it was, and post variations you think of.

 

I'll start with one i did yesterday, I think its hilarious:

I urinated in a ziplock bag and put it in a strangers mailbox. This should be done at night and you should take care not to be seen.

A variation could be:

-place in front of their door

or for the really mean:

-throw at window

-throw through open window

or if you really hate someone:

ring doorbell and throw at face (not recommended)



Romance is like playing Mastermind except the girl never tells you which pegs you got right. - Seanbaby

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I told my friend to down a bottle of ipecac (i told him it was some high grade alcohol). What a beautiful sight that was.



-One of my co-workers used to always put firecrackers or bottle rockets under the door when I used the bathroom in his office. The bathroom would smell like gunpowder and shit! I'd still come back because it was the best bathroom in the building.

-I put some condoms with hand lotion in them in a buddy of mine's car. He found them, and thought it was funny.

-The same guy found a picture of me I took with an office computer to send to some chick online. He photoshopped the picture and made me look gay. He then proceeded to make a "Gay" magazine cover and post it in various locations around the department.

-Vaseline in car door handles. Classic.

-A friend of mine was eating a bag of cotton candy. We distracted him, and put real cotton in the bag, and laughed when he ate some of it.

-I was told (before my time) that one officer tied a roll of police tape to another guy's police car. Supposedly, he drove around town, unraveling the tape behind him. I don't think that happened, though. Seems a little dangerous.

-Anytime an officer would get out of their car and leave it running, I would get into it and drive it around the corner. It's tradition!

-Anytime an officer would leave their car unlocked (and mostly I was the victim) someone would get inside, turn on the heater (if it's hot. if it's cold, you turn on the air conditioner), turn on the siren, change the radio station to something that the driver hates, and turn on the windshield wipers. When the cop comes back, his car goes fucking crazy! It's comedy gold!!

That's all I can think of, right now. Aaahhh, the memories.........



d21lewis said:
-One of my co-workers used to always put firecrackers or bottle rockets under the door when I used the bathroom in his office. The bathroom would smell like gunpowder and shit! I'd still come back because it was the best bathroom in the building.

-I put some condoms with hand lotion in them in a buddy of mine's car. He found them, and thought it was funny.

-The same guy found a picture of me I took with an office computer to send to some chick online. He photoshopped the picture and made me look gay. He then proceeded to make a "Gay" magazine cover and post it in various locations around the department.

-Vaseline in car door handles. Classic.

-A friend of mine was eating a bag of cotton candy. We distracted him, and put real cotton in the bag, and laughed when he ate some of it.

-I was told (before my time) that one officer tied a roll of police tape to another guy's police car. Supposedly, he drove around town, unraveling the tape behind him. I don't think that happened, though. Seems a little dangerous.

-Anytime an officer would get out of their car and leave it running, I would get into it and drive it around the corner. It's tradition!

-Anytime an officer would leave their car unlocked (and mostly I was the victim) someone would get inside, turn on the heater (if it's hot. if it's cold, you turn on the air conditioner), turn on the siren, change the radio station to something that the driver hates, and turn on the windshield wipers. When the cop comes back, his car goes fucking crazy! It's comedy gold!!

That's all I can think of, right now. Aaahhh, the memories.........

im guessing your line of work is law enforcement...



Romance is like playing Mastermind except the girl never tells you which pegs you got right. - Seanbaby

Not anymore. Those were good times, though.



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Done tons of pranks.

Yesterday when I was heading home (at around 5 in the morning) I came across wooden planks (lots of them). So I picked up the largest one, headed to my mates house, sneaked in (he leaves his door unlocked), tried not to giggle when sneaking to his bedroom and then carefully placed the plank next to him in bed (=>an earthquake couldn't wake him up) .

I can only imagine the look on his face when he woke up, "What the hell is this plank doing in my bed, how did it get here? etc."

.... ye I have a weird sense of humour.



 

I slept with my brother's girlfriend. We all got a laugh out of that one.



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Let me see, I once boarded up the door of my mates downstairs (we live together). Just one big plank in front of his door then screw it in place with little pieces of wood.

The old shoe-laces toegther.

Swaffelen (kirby will know)

While hiking, fill other people's bags up with stones.

Change the water in the camelbacks with alcohol or soemthing that is sure to give you gas.

I once injected bonbons with mustard

changing all lights in the house with red-covered bulbs (great treat in Amsterdam)

Use overtime to install pornographic backgrounds on all work-computers

Etc.



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hatmoza said:
I slept with my brother's girlfriend. We all got a laugh out of that one.

Thats well naughty!!