-One of my co-workers used to always put firecrackers or bottle rockets under the door when I used the bathroom in his office. The bathroom would smell like gunpowder and shit! I'd still come back because it was the best bathroom in the building.
-I put some condoms with hand lotion in them in a buddy of mine's car. He found them, and thought it was funny.
-The same guy found a picture of me I took with an office computer to send to some chick online. He photoshopped the picture and made me look gay. He then proceeded to make a "Gay" magazine cover and post it in various locations around the department.
-Vaseline in car door handles. Classic.
-A friend of mine was eating a bag of cotton candy. We distracted him, and put real cotton in the bag, and laughed when he ate some of it.
-I was told (before my time) that one officer tied a roll of police tape to another guy's police car. Supposedly, he drove around town, unraveling the tape behind him. I don't think that happened, though. Seems a little dangerous.
-Anytime an officer would get out of their car and leave it running, I would get into it and drive it around the corner. It's tradition!
-Anytime an officer would leave their car unlocked (and mostly I was the victim) someone would get inside, turn on the heater (if it's hot. if it's cold, you turn on the air conditioner), turn on the siren, change the radio station to something that the driver hates, and turn on the windshield wipers. When the cop comes back, his car goes fucking crazy! It's comedy gold!!
That's all I can think of, right now. Aaahhh, the memories.........
