In Egypt, swimming pool impregnates you

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Lolcislaw on 29 July 2009

Well as far as i know Polish girls this story seems a bit naive

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hatmoza on 29 July 2009

That pool is a pervert!

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highwaystar101 on 29 July 2009

Actually this raises a further point. What kind of guy jacks his load off in a swimming pool at a holiday resort in the same pool as 13 year old girls.

Surely laws exist against that... Right?

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hatmoza on 29 July 2009

^ XD You've never been to the Middle East my friend XD

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highwaystar101 on 29 July 2009

hatmoza said:
^ XD You've never been to the Middle East my friend XD

I've only been once... But I didn't see many guys jacking off in a pool whilst I was there luckily lol

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hatmoza on 29 July 2009

highwaystar101 said:

hatmoza said:
^ XD You've never been to the Middle East my friend XD

I've only been once... But I didn't see many guys jacking off in a pool whilst I was there luckily lol

Although I'm not proud of it I've witnessed that kind of stuff and more.People are sexually frustrated XD

Where in the MidE?

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Mr Khan on 29 July 2009

alekth said:
Now denial is not just a river in Egypt but a swimming pool as well.

This is what i wanted to say...

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Aion on 29 July 2009

What does the daughter have to say?

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sguy78 on 29 July 2009

Aion said:
What does the daughter have to say?

The daughter couldn't talk being that there was something in her mouth while her head was bobbing up and down.

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famousringo on 29 July 2009

damkira said:

alekth said:
Now denial is not just a river in Egypt but a swimming pool as well.

lol nicely done!

I also wish to applaud this fantastically appropriate one-liner.

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