I don't believe most of these. Sorry, but in Illinois supposidly it's illegal to speak english?

Mississippi
If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.
My sister is going to jail.

Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
Uhhhhhh.....

It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
I'm going to jail.

@Jede

Most of them are old laws that were never removed.  There are other laws that cancel them out so they are simply pointless wastes of paper.

Some more from Baltimore:

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere. (hah!)

Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.

Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

You may not curse inside the city limits.


And for the rest of Maryland...


Ocean City:

A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.


Columbia:

You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.

Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.

I do not believe it was ever illegal to speak english in Illinois.

In San Fransisco, it's illegal to wash a car with used underwear.
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

I don't live in SF, BTW. Also, the last one made me lol because it's in SF.

Virginia

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits after 7 pm.

It is illegal to tickle women.

It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.

It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.

No person may keep a skunk as a pet.

I don't think any of these laws are enforced...

They may not be now but they were at one time...however insane they may sound.

Perhaps a little humility is in order. Remember fellow members that many of the laws of today will also seem whimsical a hundred years from now. Remember cultural values change with time. In a hundred years some things will be legal that would offend or horrify you to no end.

Speaking to the laws regarding having sex with animals. I personally agree with those laws not that I am offended by someone blowing a goat, but it is purely a matter of public health. Humans can give and receive sexually transmitted diseases through sexual intercourse with animals. Most especially domesticated animals. Do we need someone contracting new diseases only to spread them into the public at large.

Oh and yeah it has happened hell there was a epidemic of it in Great Britain a few years back I believe. When a number of shepherds came into the local clinic complaining of a strange disease. You guessed it. They were are all fucking the flock. Imagine the talks they had with their wives. Oh and the conversations those same wives might have had to have with anyone they were cheating with.

Can you imagine that conversation. Calling up the person your having an affair with. "Hi uh you know my husband has been screwing the heard, and he got something, and he gave it to me, and um you probably got it too. No worries though just go to the doctor and say you have the sheep fucking disease."

No anti wildlife screwing laws probably need to be enforced.