Orca_Azure on 11 July 2009
Virginia
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits after 7 pm.
It is illegal to tickle women.
It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
No person may keep a skunk as a pet.
