Post the laws that you find the dumbest, most unbelieveable, etc that belongs to your city, state, and so on.

Laws here in California read:

"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."

"All dog 'waste' must be removed from any yard within seven days."

"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale."

There's an old law (I've been told, I haven't read it) where no cars are allowed in the center of town because they'd scare the horses or something like that. Times have changed, but according to one of my old co-workers, the law is still on the books.

Montana:

"It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style."

And as much as I love Montana, you must understand why I left.

"you can't go into arcades with school uniform" i hate that one, sometimes i wanna go after school and play some street fighter, but i can't because the arcade man wont sell me the tokens cause i'm in uniform, so i have to walk all way to my home that is way farther than the arcade, get change, buy my tokens, wait in line until the japanes guys who always play run out of tokens, and before i can play the arcade closes and there are no money refunds for teh tokens.

North carolina how I love you xD

No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.

It’s against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.

A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.

Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.

Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.

-Source http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/north-carolina

Louisiana

One may not "dare" another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another. Violation of this could result in up to six months in jail.

Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.

You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.(New Orleans)


It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. (New Orleans)

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.(Sulphur)

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.


Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

I don't think that's a dumb law at all.

I think it's awesome as well, but I'm sure the 3 girl members would be offended. It's hilarious though.

I actually love living in Louisiana.

Oh, I could never live in Louisiana. Not with everyone stealing alligators and having sex with cows all the time.

The sex with cows law is only in Sulphur. Don't worry, you'll only see it for a second or two if you take I-10 from Texas eastward.