Sony are evil. they deserve to be last! how dare they!
No chrome strip - Boo hoo, it's all black, totally black, like the pits of hell itself! except for the 'Playstation 3' logo. that's a deal breaker for me, that chrome strip meant everything! ARGH! how am i supposed to play Resistance without a CHROME STRIP?!
No memory card reader - oh dear, i won't be able to put my SD card in the machine... how will i ever be able to look at pictures on my HD TV?! oh, i suppose i could Wi-fi network it with my PC and look at all the pics and videos that i have on my PC... evil sony, making me link up my PS3 with a Microsoft operating system. not like i can just CONNECT MY CAMERA TO THE PS3 using the USB cable!
Smaller 40 GB hard drive - damn, all that PORN i was going to save to my PS3. what is this supposed to be? a gaming machine?! i want a home entertainment hub, not a gaming machine!
(seriously, i've had a 60 Gb PS3 since release date in UK and only used up less than 15Gb, and thats with all the movies i've saved on there. i guess i'll have to DELETE SOME)
2 USB ports instead of 4 - Ooh, i love charging all 4 of my remotes at the same time! really turns me on! ooh yeah baby! and how will i connect my PSP when i'm charging all my remotes! Evil Sony, they should DIE! run out of batteries, curl up and DIE!
No ethernet cable included in the box - they've screwed me on this once again! not like i can just pop down the shop and BUY ONE for about £2! damn, do they hate us or something? oh... whats this Wi-Fi thing? does that mean i can connect it to my home network WITHOUT WIRES?! and get on the internet and join PSN for FREE? i'm going to firebomb their office.
No PS2 backwards compatibilty - Ok, the last straw! Sony are going to get it! i won't be able to play PS2 or PS1 games on it? after shelling out how much for a PS3? god, i buy a next gen console to play last gen games and Sony screw me over! damn, now i'm gong to buy a 360 so i can play Xbox games. what? 360 not backwards compatable? and you say i could buy a PS2 for £99? or download PS1 games from PSNetwork? or just keep the PS2 i have? that's just crazy!
well, i think we can all agree, Sony have royally screwed over all them loyal fans who just want to play next gen games on a next gen system, use wi-fi to download stuff and play online for free.
anyone want to join me for a violent protest outside the Sony UK head office in London. i'll bring the cocktails if you bring the bats.
Atari 2600, Sega Mega Drive, Game Boy, Game Boy Advanced, N64, Playstation, Xbox, PSP Phat, PSP 3000, and PS3 60gb (upgraded to 320gb), NDS
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Favourite game: Killzone 3