I lol'd so hard at number 8...

ROFLCOPTERS in the first 3, then it was just offensive, except for the brother part, which is always hilarious

Pfft, a duck is way better than a snake, especially if it's on fire.

I had red and my sis had blue. Laughed a lot lol.

Reasons #2 and #3 are absolutely atrocious reasons. He should have his internet journalism degree snatched away without a second thought. The nerve of this fella.

I don't know if someone noticed, but first he trolls on the color blue and then he says blue is the prettiest color when he's talking about vaporeon. :) Made me giggle :)

Ha-ha, this article is so true.

He tries way too hard to be funny. It's like watching an awkward 13 year old who idolizes Dane Cook attempt stand-up.

hahahaha!

''I am just so tired of imagining what it is Pokémon Blue fanboys would probably say about Pokémon Red and then having to argue why they'd be wrong if I ever actually saw them saying it even though I've not seen anybody say anything yet.''

is it bad that i do this too :S not particularly for pokemon blue but for fanboys in general